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Mohammad the Afghan
I'll probably get ripped for this joke.
Mohammad the Afghan came to Christchurch from Auckland, and he was only there a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Afghan doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, sheet in de bocket, peez on de sheet, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Mohammad took the bucket, went into the other room, sheet in the bucket, peezed on the sheet, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick .." |
:doh: I don't get it?
Afganistan is coverd in urine? How so? Wah? |
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I suppose alot wont get that one. I *think* i do. Different countries, and their peoples have a peculiar odor about them. ALot of it has to do with what they eat, and some odors are not pleasing to ones senses. When you live somewhere all your life, you never notice it. But go to another country with a very different culture and culinary menu and your smell senses will be bombarded with stuff your not used to. At any rate, This joke sounds like something some GI came up with. |
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i went to my shrink today
and he drew a vertical line on a piece of paper and asked me wot it represents? i told him that i see it as a nude woman so he drew another line beside it and asked me wot that represents. i said "its a couple having sex" from this he tell me he knows now that i have sex on the brain and never stop thinking about. i replied "me a sexual devoit? your the one drawing all the dirty pictures" :lol: |
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The Aussies will tell you they use Kiwis to polish they're shoes.
Somebody must get that one. I'm a little fortunate because I have relatives in both countries. |
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only 5 Sheckles." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first." "OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back. "Your bastard brother won't let me in without a tie!" |
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