Man caught having sex with picnic table

Von Tonner · 03-29-08, 08:09 AM

ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!!

"Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...npicnic128.xml

STEED · 03-29-08, 08:15 AM

Well it could be worse, he could be a dog shagger or a farm animal shagger.

DeepIron · 03-29-08, 08:18 AM

Hey, it was consentual! The table didn't complain... only the neighbor! Besides, what was the neighbr doing spying on this guy in the first place?

silentrunner · 03-29-08, 08:19 AM

Once again I must use this video...

DeepIron · 03-29-08, 08:21 AM

Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts...

Sonarman · 03-29-08, 08:29 AM

We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike!

Brag · 03-29-08, 08:44 AM

A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jimbuna · 03-29-08, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonarman

We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike!

Sounds like kratos to me

silentrunner · 03-30-08, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeepIron

Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts...

Done and Done

STEED · 03-30-08, 12:22 PM

I wonder if these experts will have a say on this one. :hmm:

Mean while here is what they think of Soccer Hooligans.

03-29-08, 08:09 AM	#1
Von Tonner Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 711 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	Man caught having sex with picnic table ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!! "Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence. Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio. The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it. Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...npicnic128.xml

03-29-08, 08:15 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Well it could be worse, he could be a dog shagger or a farm animal shagger. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-29-08, 08:18 AM	#3
DeepIron Sea Lord Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Too far from the Pacific right now... Posts: 1,634 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hey, it was consentual! The table didn't complain... only the neighbor! Besides, what was the neighbr doing spying on this guy in the first place? __________________ RFB / RSRDC Beta Tester RFB / RSRDC Modding Forum: http://forum.kickinbak.com/index.php RFB Top Post link: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=125529 RFB Loadout: RFB_V1.52_102408: RFB_V1.52_Patch_111608: RSRDC_RFBv15_V396

03-29-08, 08:19 AM	#4
silentrunner Watch Officer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mind your own business English Types Posts: 334 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Once again I must use this video... __________________

03-29-08, 08:21 AM	#5
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03-29-08, 08:29 AM	#6
Sonarman The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ayr,Scotland,UK Posts: 1,392 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike! __________________ "The action is simulated...the excitement is real!" Microprose Simulation Software.

03-29-08, 08:44 AM	#7
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03-30-08, 12:22 PM	#10
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I wonder if these experts will have a say on this one. :hmm: Mean while here is what they think of Soccer Hooligans. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!