In the barber shop.....

SUBMAN1 · 03-05-08, 11:26 AM

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Tango589 · 03-05-08, 12:34 PM

ROFLOL
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Oberon · 03-05-08, 12:44 PM

:rotfl:

Heard that one with an Air General and an Army General instead of Bill and George.

Platapus · 03-06-08, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

:rotfl:

Heard that one with an Air General and an Army General instead of Bill and George.

This is one of the many corny jokes that people pull out and insert their names of choice.

I think the first recorded instance was King Ferdinand and Christopher Columbus :rotfl:

SUBMAN1 · 03-06-08, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

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Originally Posted by Oberon

:rotfl:

Heard that one with an Air General and an Army General instead of Bill and George.

This is one of the many corny jokes that people pull out and insert their names of choice.

I think the first recorded instance was King Ferdinand and Christopher Columbus :rotfl:

Its not as funny if their wasn't a sex scandal with one of those two.

-S

Letum · 03-05-08, 12:56 PM

Very impolite.
You should be ashamed to insult someone like that, what ever your political differences.

It would have been a funny joke if it wasn't for the names and insults.

RickC Sniper · 03-05-08, 02:40 PM

Lighten up. It was FUNNY !

SUBMAN1 · 03-05-08, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

Lighten up. It was FUNNY !

Exactly - it was hallarious!

-S

Brag · 03-05-08, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

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Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

Lighten up. It was FUNNY !

Exactly - it was hallarious!

-S

I vote for funny :rotfl: :rotfl:

Letum · 03-05-08, 02:51 PM

It is funny, but it could have been just as funny with, say an Air General and an Army
General.

Instead it has been twisted to insult real people.
It leaves a bitter taste.

Rotary Crewman · 03-06-08, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

Very impolite.
You should be ashamed to insult someone like that, what ever your political differences.

It would have been a funny joke if it wasn't for the names and insults.

Really? You're joking, right?

Tchocky · 03-06-08, 06:21 PM

Didn't find it that funny. Seemed to throw politics in front of the humour train, resulting in delayed laughter and many giggles missing their connections entirely.

That said, people can say what they like. So yay life, love, and the pursuit of stray geese.

Letum · 03-06-08, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rotary Crewman

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Originally Posted by Letum

Very impolite.
You should be ashamed to insult someone like that, what ever your political differences.

It would have been a funny joke if it wasn't for the names and insults.

Really? You're joking, right?

No, I'm not.
It's nothing short of malicious. No innocent person should be treated like that.

I would not approve of someone making such an offensive joke to someones face and I don't approve of it in obscure anonymity either.

Rotary Crewman · 03-06-08, 07:56 PM

Blimey, I am honestly shocked you feel that strongly about a joke.

Remember, it is a joke.

Letum · 03-06-08, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rotary Crewman

Blimey, I am honestly shocked you feel that strongly about a joke.

Remember, it is a joke.

Wouldn't you feel strongly if it where about you?

Anyhow, I don't feel "strongly" perse. I am too cynical not to be more than a little apathetic about this.

03-05-08, 11:26 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	In the barber shop..... G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." __________________

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03-05-08, 12:56 PM	#6
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Very impolite. You should be ashamed to insult someone like that, what ever your political differences. It would have been a funny joke if it wasn't for the names and insults. __________________

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RickC Sniper Undetectable Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,221 Downloads: 132 Uploads: 0	Lighten up. It was FUNNY ! __________________ Support Subsim http://www.subsim.com/store.html

03-05-08, 02:51 PM	#10
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	It is funny, but it could have been just as funny with, say an Air General and an Army General. Instead it has been twisted to insult real people. It leaves a bitter taste. __________________

03-05-08, 12:44 PM	#3
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	:rotfl: Heard that one with an Air General and an Army General instead of Bill and George.

03-06-08, 06:21 PM	#12
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Didn't find it that funny. Seemed to throw politics in front of the humour train, resulting in delayed laughter and many giggles missing their connections entirely. That said, people can say what they like. So yay life, love, and the pursuit of stray geese. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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Rotary Crewman Sonar Guy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The cold part of a Helicopter, the back. Posts: 395 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Blimey, I am honestly shocked you feel that strongly about a joke. Remember, it is a joke. __________________