Hey I got new scam mail today

[STEED]

I am Mr. Chuckie Taylor from Monorovia Liberia. The son of former
Liberia President who went on United Nations imposed exile to Calabar in
2003. My father was extradited to my country in 2006 for trials of war
crimes he was accused of in Sierra Leon. He is presently in detention at
The Hague awaiting trial by the International Criminal Court of
Justice. After my father’s arrest, the government of Liberia seized all of my
father’s known investment and freezes all his bank accounts alleging
that he corruptly enriched himself when he was President. My father’s
trusted friends betrayed us by fleeing with all my father’s wealth in
their possessions and left us with nothing. I and my mother now resolved
to put our faith in anybody we can trust.

I visited my father in Prison early this year and he told me that he
buried Two Trunk Boxes containing Diamonds and Twenty Five Million
American Money in an empty septic tank in one of his guest house. Although
this guest house was among my father’s assets that were seized by the
government of Liberia. My father told me that he sealed the septic tank
pit with concrete and made a garden on it and that nobody knew about it.
My father told me that he did this because he had fears and envisaged
that his assets could be confiscated if perhaps he is arrested and now
what he envisaged that made him took the action of burying some fortune
in his compound has happened.

I am contacting you now because we got information that the government
of Liberia wants to auction the house. The help we need from you is
that we want you to bid for this house and buy it over. Then you will
assist us secure the money and Diamonds. The house is less important to us.
What is important to us is the treasure buried in the compound. If the
treasure is dug out, you will take Five Million from the boxes and
deliver the remaining money and diamonds to us. In addition, you will
still retain or resell the house as you may wish. The house is not
important to us. What is important to us is the treasure buried in the
compound. If you accept to assist us in this, I will send my international
passport to you and give you the contact information of the Government
Estate Agent in charge of the sale of the house. Check this as evidence:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm

First of all I did not visit the link and don't care what so ever and second I still don't care.


Next...........

Hello dear,

I hope this mail will reach you in the best of health and business
conditions
and receive the most desired attention from you even as we have not had
any
previous correspondence before.

I am constrained by insufficient information about you to express in
full the
main objectives of this proposal. However, kindly get back to me
immediately for
details should be given you if you agree to its content.

I am Dorwson Vort, an accountant with the La Caixa bank Spain and also
the
Accounting officer to the Late Stella Obasanjo, wife to Olusegun
Obasanjo former
President of Nigeria.

I am contacting you for a very urgent assistance which I believe you
can attend
to my aid. before the death of the deceased, she operated a private and
confidential account, which she had the total sum of 9,000,000.00
Euros with our
bank here in Spain. At this point, i am the only one that has been of
assistance
to her, even when she is abroad to access her account. Our bank is
presently
undergoing its external auditing for the year 2007. If this fund is not
transfered, it will be confisticated and sent to the Spanish treasury.

My purpose of contacting you is for the reason that I want to present
you as
trustee to the deceased,which through my inside abilities will furnish

you with
all informations as well as directives to facilitate the release/claim
of the
fund smoothly.

Please for more details, you can go through this websites from both
CNN and BCC.

http://elendureports.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=92&Itemi d=34

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4368806.stm

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/10/23/obasanjo.obituary/index.html

At the receipt your mail, details concerning this transaction will be
forwarded
to you.Reach me at Email: dorwsonvort@mailpersonal.com

I await your urgent response.

Mr.Dorwson Vort.

I've give you hello dear you cheeky sod.

Same with this one I did not click the links, makes a change from my usual country they come from.

PS: Morons

[STEED]

BUMP

It's my thread so there...:p

I've been wondering when I would get anymore of this junk and today I did. Four days peace from this junk must be a new record for me.

I just add it to my Spam filters and then delete it.

[Dowly]

I won 500 000€ on euro lottery. I think I played it while being drunk as I cant remember playing it. :hmm: Oh well, I just send my details and wait for the cash.

[stabiz]

Me too, Dowly! Now all i have to do is fork over all my cash so they can send me all the euros in a large titanium container guarded by ninjas. Administration fees are tough these days.

[STEED]

Coming thick and fast today. :rotfl:

My Dear,
I crave your indulgence knowing, that this my letter will be a surprise to you I am Edward , an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, by name Mr. Richard , who here in after shall be referred to as my client, he died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11th November, 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his company in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html
I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at (US9.3million) dollars is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest through my private email:leeedward01@excite.com.
RESPECTEFULY,
LEE EDWARD(ESQ)

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by stabiz

Me too, Dowly! Now all i have to do is fork over all my cash so they can send me all the euros in a large titanium container guarded by ninjas. Administration fees are tough these days.

WHA!? Why didnt I get Ninjas...

[Brag]

They must have a good school for creative writing in Nigeria

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by STEED

BUMP

It's my thread so there...:p

I've been wondering when I would get anymore of this junk and today I did. Four days peace from this junk must be a new record for me.

I just add it to my Spam filters and then delete it.

It's my thread and I'll bump if I want to....bump if I want to.

come on everybody sing along.

[nikimcbee]

Did they offer you a new keyboard in exchange tor your services?:rotfl:

[STEED]

Man I must be the luckiest winner ever.

Hey, jim can I store some of this cash in your gaff? Running out of room here. :rotfl:

THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
TOLPITS LANE, WATFORD
HERTS WD18 9RN
UNITED KINGDOM
http://www.camelotgroup.co.uk
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

Attn: Sir/Madam,

We happily announce to you the draw (#974) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
online Sweepstakes International program held today 1sth day of
February
2008. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545188
with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 03-18-25-29-31-43(bonus
no.)
which subsequently you won the lottery in the first category i.e match
6
plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$1,500,000
(One
Million, Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) cash credited to
file
KTU/9023118308/03. Your fund is now deposited with a Finance company
insured to your name. Due to mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award top secret from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is
part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by participants.

All participants’ names/e-mail addresses were selected through computer
ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Europe, Asia, Africa, Middle
East and North America as part of our International Promotion Program
which we conduct twice every year. To begin your claims, please contact
your claims agent;

Mr. Richard Peterson (Foreign Service manager)
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
Tel/Fax +447031896182, 7031896183, 7031896184, 7031896185,
Email: richpeteonly1@yahoo.co.uk

Confirming to him; the underlisted informations:
1. Your full name
2. Your contact address
3. Your telephone and fax numbers
4. You occupation
5. Your age

These informations will be for documentation and for the processing of
the
payment of your prize money to you.

Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 180days from
the
date of the Draw. After this date, all funds will be returned by our
payee
bankers, to the Ministry of Economy as unclaimed, which would be used
for
the next lottery draw.

NOTE: in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember
to
quote your reference and batch number in every of your correspondence
with
us or our payee bank. Furthermore should there be any change of
Address,
do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations again from all members of our staff and thank you for
being part of our promo program.

Yours Sincerely.

Mrs.Olivia Malik
(PROMOTIONS MANAGER).
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
CAMELOT GROUP PLC

[The Munster]

STEED, this last one is confusing, have you won the UK lottery or a USA one as the prize fund is in Dollars ?! :hmm:

[STEED]

Originally Posted by The Munster

STEED, this last one is confusing, have you won the UK lottery or a USA one as the prize fund is in Dollars ?! :hmm:

Beats me. :rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Due to mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award top secret from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is
part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by participants.

Hmmm... the lottey people don't type English very well. And you broke the "TOP SECRET PROTOCOL" thay you're supposed to have !!!

Will they still send you the cash ?
More important, will you share it with the rest of us subsimmers ?

[nikimcbee]

Huh, I didn't know you were so tight with the Nigerian Gov't.

[XabbaRus]

One could make a good comedy film based around these scams....

Actually that has given me an idea....

Guy, starts playing around with the scammers, things move on and he meets up with them as part of his fun, ends up bad people involced, MI6 too for good measure.
Lots of running around, a few hot women, gets the money and the girls...