Dwarf crime wave hits Sweden...

TarJak · 01-24-08, 10:09 PM

SWEDISH

coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...530280,00.html

mrbeast · 01-25-08, 07:42 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Is this for real??

Jimbuna · 01-25-08, 07:49 AM

Shouldn't be LONG in catching them. No doubt they'll all be aprehended SHORTly :rotfl:

Jimbuna · 01-25-08, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

SWEDISH

coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...530280,00.html

Just noticed this.....obviously no link to the original post:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...re/7206476.stm

STEED · 01-25-08, 08:06 AM

Are dwarfs have been banned in Snow White panto's by a number of PC Councils.

Skybird · 01-25-08, 08:30 AM

Criminalizing those vertically handicapped valuable citizens of the community again, eh? Such display of intolerance reveals a disturbing lack of social conscience. You should better try to learn about what problems to your self-esteem it means if during each walk through the park every dachshound you meet stares you in the face and then looks up to his master in disbelief.

Dowly · 01-25-08, 08:33 AM

GO DWARFS!

STEED · 01-25-08, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Just noticed this.....obviously no link to the original post:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...re/7206476.stm

Saw it last night, just shocking what some people will do.

FIREWALL · 01-25-08, 09:42 AM

You think you've heard it all then you come to SUBSIM AND READ.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

TarJak · 01-25-08, 02:33 PM

What I love is the boundless inginuity of the theives of this world. The really come up with some interesting ways of getting stuff for free...:rotfl::rotfl:

Jimbuna · 01-25-08, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

What I love is the boundless inginuity of the theives of this world. The really come up with some interesting ways of getting stuff for free...:rotfl::rotfl:

Then the cheeky blighters expect a free get out of jail card.....and independence.

01-25-08, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

SWEDISH

coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...530280,00.html

Send in the elves! And the orks!!! They'll put a stop to this madness!

mrbeast · 01-25-08, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Zayphod

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

SWEDISH

coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...530280,00.html

Send in the elves! And the orks!!! They'll put a stop to this madness!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

01-24-08, 10:09 PM	#1
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Dwarf crime wave hits Sweden... SWEDISH coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.” http://www.spiegel.de/international/...530280,00.html

01-25-08, 07:42 AM	#2
mrbeast Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bolton, UK Posts: 1,236 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Is this for real?? __________________

01-25-08, 07:49 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Shouldn't be LONG in catching them. No doubt they'll all be aprehended SHORTly :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-25-08, 08:06 AM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Are dwarfs have been banned in Snow White panto's by a number of PC Councils. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-25-08, 08:30 AM	#6
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,672 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Criminalizing those vertically handicapped valuable citizens of the community again, eh? Such display of intolerance reveals a disturbing lack of social conscience. You should better try to learn about what problems to your self-esteem it means if during each walk through the park every dachshound you meet stares you in the face and then looks up to his master in disbelief. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-25-08, 08:33 AM	#7
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	GO DWARFS!

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FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	You think you've heard it all then you come to SUBSIM AND READ.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

01-25-08, 02:33 PM	#10
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	What I love is the boundless inginuity of the theives of this world. The really come up with some interesting ways of getting stuff for free...:rotfl::rotfl: