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TarJak 01-24-08 10:09 PM
Dwarf crime wave hits Sweden...
 
SWEDISH
coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...530280,00.html

mrbeast 01-25-08 07:42 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Is this for real?? :lol:

Jimbuna 01-25-08 07:49 AM
Shouldn't be LONG in catching them. No doubt they'll all be aprehended SHORTly :rotfl:

Jimbuna 01-25-08 08:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TarJak
SWEDISH
coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”
Just noticed this.....obviously no link to the original post:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...re/7206476.stm

STEED 01-25-08 08:06 AM
Are dwarfs have been banned in Snow White panto's by a number of PC Councils. :doh:

Skybird 01-25-08 08:30 AM
Criminalizing those vertically handicapped valuable citizens of the community again, eh? Such display of intolerance reveals a disturbing lack of social conscience. You should better try to learn about what problems to your self-esteem it means if during each walk through the park every dachshound you meet stares you in the face and then looks up to his master in disbelief.

Dowly 01-25-08 08:33 AM
GO DWARFS! :rock:

STEED 01-25-08 08:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbuna
Just noticed this.....obviously no link to the original post:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...re/7206476.stm
Saw it last night, just shocking what some people will do. :nope:

FIREWALL 01-25-08 09:42 AM
You think you've heard it all then you come to SUBSIM AND READ.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

TarJak 01-25-08 02:33 PM
What I love is the boundless inginuity of the theives of this world. The really come up with some interesting ways of getting stuff for free...:rotfl::rotfl:

Zayphod 01-25-08 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TarJak
SWEDISH
coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”
Send in the elves! And the orks!!! They'll put a stop to this madness! :huh:

mrbeast 01-25-08 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zayphod
Quote:
Originally Posted by TarJak
SWEDISH


coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”
Send in the elves! And the orks!!! They'll put a stop to this madness! :huh:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jimbuna 01-25-08 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TarJak
What I love is the boundless inginuity of the theives of this world. The really come up with some interesting ways of getting stuff for free...:rotfl::rotfl:
Then the cheeky blighters expect a free get out of jail card.....and independence. ;)


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