Balz Completes his first GWZ2.O Patrol

Brag · 12-22-07, 03:44 PM

J.S. Balz writes:

03 Dezember 1939

Dearest Mutti,
Exactly one month after departing to face the enemy, your beloved son is back! After sinking the HMS Rodney and five other ships to an aggregated 76,000 tons of British shipping, I am now a war hero. Still under-appreciated as the cheap admiral only gave me an Iron Cross 2nd. But it is good enough for hanging out at the railway station where travellers can admire me.

Your exceptional son,

Lt. Z. S. Johan Sebastian Balz.

To BDU
From Lt.z.S. J.S. Balz, U-52
Subj: Hoochie woochie, no boom boom
As I heroically avoided a destroyer while attacking HMS Rodney one of the torpedoes failed to explode. Only my superb marksmanship saved the day and the British monster went down anyway.

After that brilliant engagement despite the failure of 5 torpedoes, I still managed to sink 5 more ships. This large percentage of boom boom failure id distressing, to say the least.

Torpedo failures break up the rythm of battle. You launch a torpedo and start counting. einz, zwei, hoochie woochie . . . you hold your breath and there is no boom boom.

My mother is very disappointed. If you need to talk about this problem, in the next few days you can find me at the railway station where I will be strutting up and down the platforms.

Fenris_Wolf · 12-22-07, 04:52 PM

Brag · 12-22-07, 05:13 PM

ROFL-LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

U49 · 12-22-07, 05:44 PM

Although Balz is the most annoying Uboot Kaleun, his actions prove why he was been tasked with the leadership a multi-million Reichsmark expensive weapon

I just left the Kiel-canal for my first patrol in sept.'39... still type II

Jimbuna · 12-22-07, 07:25 PM

LMAO :rotfl:

HW3 · 12-23-07, 03:43 AM

And there to greet him on his triumphant return was Thomsen.

Brag · 12-23-07, 05:17 AM

J.S. Balz writes:

I have borrowed money from the Widow Schlaffenwald, so the drinks are on me

.
It's hoochie woochie party time!

(hoochie woochies borrowed from Jimbuna)

Mush Martin · 12-23-07, 05:19 AM

you should come uber to my boot for a tot in the wardroom.

12-22-07, 03:44 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz Completes his first GWZ2.O Patrol J.S. Balz writes: 03 Dezember 1939 Dearest Mutti, Exactly one month after departing to face the enemy, your beloved son is back! After sinking the HMS Rodney and five other ships to an aggregated 76,000 tons of British shipping, I am now a war hero. Still under-appreciated as the cheap admiral only gave me an Iron Cross 2nd. But it is good enough for hanging out at the railway station where travellers can admire me. Your exceptional son, Lt. Z. S. Johan Sebastian Balz. To BDU From Lt.z.S. J.S. Balz, U-52 Subj: Hoochie woochie, no boom boom As I heroically avoided a destroyer while attacking HMS Rodney one of the torpedoes failed to explode. Only my superb marksmanship saved the day and the British monster went down anyway. After that brilliant engagement despite the failure of 5 torpedoes, I still managed to sink 5 more ships. This large percentage of boom boom failure id distressing, to say the least. Torpedo failures break up the rythm of battle. You launch a torpedo and start counting. einz, zwei, hoochie woochie . . . you hold your breath and there is no boom boom. My mother is very disappointed. If you need to talk about this problem, in the next few days you can find me at the railway station where I will be strutting up and down the platforms. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

12-22-07, 04:52 PM	#2
Fenris_Wolf Sparky Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 155 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	__________________ NO HOOCHIE WOOCHIE - NO LIFE!

12-22-07, 05:13 PM	#3
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	ROFL-LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

12-22-07, 05:44 PM	#4
U49 Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: D/Niedersachsen Posts: 777 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Although Balz is the most annoying Uboot Kaleun, his actions prove why he was been tasked with the leadership a multi-million Reichsmark expensive weapon I just left the Kiel-canal for my first patrol in sept.'39... still type II __________________ SH3 battle capability upgrades: GWX2.0, JSGME2.0, SH3Commander 2.7, SH3Gen 0.8.2, TorpDamageMod 2.0, OLC GUI 1.1.5 Awaiting combat readiness for GWX2.0: SH4 effetcs for SH3, SH3Weather 1.5 Following development of: www.subwolves.com Realism: 90%

12-22-07, 07:25 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LMAO :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-23-07, 03:43 AM	#6
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,576 Downloads: 458 Uploads: 0	And there to greet him on his triumphant return was Thomsen. __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

12-23-07, 05:17 AM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	J.S. Balz writes: I have borrowed money from the Widow Schlaffenwald, so the drinks are on me . It's hoochie woochie party time! (hoochie woochies borrowed from Jimbuna) __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

12-23-07, 05:19 AM	#8
Mush Martin Eternal Patrol Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,398 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	you should come uber to my boot for a tot in the wardroom. __________________ RIP Mush Tutorial