I blotted my copybook

Brag · 06-13-07, 09:19 PM

Zero contacts, zero contacts. That's the routine off the Azores. Tired of it, I decided to checkout Ponta Delgado.

One fat, Brit medium tanker docked and a tramp anchored on the roads.

In the afternoon I sent one electric eel into the tanker's engine room, so it would look like an internal explosion. No blinking effect. We waited for it to sink. Not one bloody centimeter.

At night, I approachedto 300 meters, surfaced and ordered the gun crew to fire at the Tanker's waterline.

They fired and blasted a Portuguese Schlepper out of the water with one round.

There goes my record as a chivalrous German officer.-- Sorry Herr Admiral

Growler · 06-13-07, 10:33 PM

Wow. I mean, there's really not much to say about that one... except maybe, "Whoops."

firouz · 06-14-07, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

They fired and blasted a Portuguese Schlepper out of the water with one round.

There goes my record as a chivalrous German officer.-- Sorry Herr Admiral

Herr Brag, you realise that after our dipolmatic successes in Poland and France, we had hopes of swaying the Portugese government to allow us to use their airbases!

Upon your return, your log will record the correct record of event. The cursed British tanker fired upon and sunk the vessel as a plot to muddy our name. Your efforts to save them were remarkable. Decorations and promotion await you for your humain actions.

Perhaps no one on shore noticed....

Now all we have to do is win the war, and you'll be fine.

Heil
D.

Brag · 06-14-07, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by firouz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

They fired and blasted a Portuguese Schlepper out of the water with one round.

There goes my record as a chivalrous German officer.-- Sorry Herr Admiral

Herr Brag, you realise that after our dipolmatic successes in Poland and France, we had hopes of swaying the Portugese government to allow us to use their airbases!

Upon your return, your log will record the correct record of event. The cursed British tanker fired upon and sunk the vessel as a plot to muddy our name. Your efforts to save them were remarkable. Decorations and promotion await you for your humain actions.

Perhaps no one on shore noticed....

Now all we have to do is win the war, and you'll be fine.

Heil
D.

That makes me feel better

We're off to perform further depredations.

Seig heil

STEED · 06-14-07, 01:14 PM

From -
BDU

To -
BRAG

We don't give a toss how and where you sink the enemy just don't get caught sinking enemy ships in neutral ports, always make it look like an accident.

(Your Boss)

K.D.

Jimbuna · 06-15-07, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

From -
BDU

To -
BRAG

We don't give a toss how and where you sink the enemy just don't get caught sinking enemy ships in neutral ports, always make it look like an accident.

(Your Boss)

K.D.

.....:hmm: .....:rotfl: :rotfl:

06-13-07, 09:19 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I blotted my copybook Zero contacts, zero contacts. That's the routine off the Azores. Tired of it, I decided to checkout Ponta Delgado. One fat, Brit medium tanker docked and a tramp anchored on the roads. In the afternoon I sent one electric eel into the tanker's engine room, so it would look like an internal explosion. No blinking effect. We waited for it to sink. Not one bloody centimeter. At night, I approachedto 300 meters, surfaced and ordered the gun crew to fire at the Tanker's waterline. They fired and blasted a Portuguese Schlepper out of the water with one round. There goes my record as a chivalrous German officer.-- Sorry Herr Admiral __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

06-13-07, 10:33 PM	#2
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Wow. I mean, there's really not much to say about that one... except maybe, "Whoops." __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

06-14-07, 01:14 PM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	From - BDU To - BRAG We don't give a toss how and where you sink the enemy just don't get caught sinking enemy ships in neutral ports, always make it look like an accident. (Your Boss) K.D. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!