My neighbour is a prostitute

[kiwi_2005]

My neighbour who moved in a couple of months ago is a prostitue. Im convinced.

Yeah i have been doing a bit of detective work actually a stakeout i feel like that guy from the movie Disturbia whos convince his neighbour is a serial killa, yet my neighbour is something else.

During the day cars arrive every hr or so, always males nicely dressed and mostly young to middle aged - between 20-30 min later they leave...

Her kids are all colors - white, brown and one even looked asian.

The cars never stop coming during the day and nite for some reason sundays their is no activitiy going on maybe shes at church?

The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...

Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot

The temptation of christ or in my case Kiwi has ran through my mind many times...

Protitution was legalised 2 yrs ago here so these brothels are poping up all over the place, but to have a brothel next door! When i said to God one night "Dude You are the one and only God and all other Gods are false hear my plea tis time you sent me some pretty woman and make sure she can cook like my mum, Yours forever Kiwi, Amen.
Well i think God got it all wrong! Not that type of woman! Sheesh dude i might not be jewish but surely i deserve more respect than that! :rotfl:

Or I could be completly wrong and shes just well off with plenty of male friends.

Signing off
Kiwi "Nosy neigbour" 2005

PS I wonder if she can cook:hmm:

[Officerpuppy]

Lol, what an interesting post

Why don't you just knock on her door and ask for sugar :rotfl:

How convenient for you.

[Happy Times]

Originally Posted by waste gate

How convenient for you.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by waste gate

How convenient for you.

:rotfl::rotfl:

Think i'll just stick to hunting pigs and watching baywatch

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

:rotfl::rotfl:

Think i'll just stick to hunting pigs and watching baywatch

Either way you pay. Up front or in the end.

[Rose]

One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.

[robbo180265]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...

Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot

Hardly sounds like a description of a drug addict does it?

[Officerpuppy]

This thread has become quite popular, I wonder what she would say knowing there are 66 posts (as I type this) based on speculation on what she does or doesn't do with her life. :rotfl:

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by robbo180265

Hardly sounds like a description of a drug addict does it?

i never said she was a drug addict? Or are you suggesting she is. Other ppl have suggested to me she is. I know shes not. Im convinced shes a profession call girl, they make a good living out of it from what i can see and, and, AND, she lives like next to me!

[jumpy]

TTIUWP

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

i never said she was a drug addict? Or are you suggesting she is. Other ppl have suggested to me she is. I know shes not. Im convinced shes a profession call girl, they make a good living out of it from what i can see and, and, AND, she lives like next to me!

Then what are you waiting for?
Go get her!

[Polak]

One women selling her body, that's nothing!
I live, or used to live 50 meters from a bordello, they closed it a moth ago since they kept a black woman prissinor. A SWAT unit stormed the house, and cleaned out the trash.

I am a happy man now, because the most illegal person on my street is me. I am guilty of taking too much alcohol across the border.:p

Good luck with you neighbor Kiwi, pray for a SWAT unit to visit her.

[robbo180265]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

i never said she was a drug addict? Or are you suggesting she is. Other ppl have suggested to me she is. I know shes not. Im convinced shes a profession call girl, they make a good living out of it from what i can see and, and, AND, she lives like next to me!

No mate, I wasn't talking about you, and I was using your original paragraph to prove that some people around here like(wrongly IMHO) labeling other people who may or may not be doing something which they diagree with.

Clear as mud eh?