Sheryl Crow calls for limit on loo paper

[STEED]

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Pardom I like to get myself clean.
And there is no way I am going to shake her hand.

[joea]

Oh the jokes that will come around now.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

What does she suggest to her fellow women concering, you know, that time of the month, nudge nudge wink wink say no more.:p

For us men, biodegradable condoms also???

[August]

Eating sleeves and toilet paper rationing. Boy, Sheryl Crow really is serious about conserving national resources while she drives around in that biodiesel bus.

What you don't see is the three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars that make up her entourage following behind the bus.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backsta...ow/scrow1.html

[P_Funk]

One square? That better be freaking dodeca-ply!

[jumpy]

Sheryl Crow promotes bottom wiping 'army style' -

1) take one square of toilet paper and fold in half.
2) tear out a small semicircle from the middle of the fold and put aside.
3) insert the digit of your preference through the hole you have just made in your sheet of paper.
4) do the 'business' with said extremity and when satisfied pull the piece of paper back off your finger, removing any 'collected matter', and discard.
5) use that itty-bitty bit of paper you put aside in step two to clean the **** from under your fingernail.

Bob's your uncle, or maybe that should be Sargent Major?

:rotfl:

[August]

Originally Posted by jumpy

Sheryl Crow promotes bottom wiping 'army style' -

1) take one square of toilet paper and fold in half.
2) tear out a small semicircle from the middle of the fold and put aside.
3) insert the digit of your preference through the hole you have just made in your sheet of paper.
4) do the 'business' with said extremity and when satisfied pull the piece of paper back off your finger, removing any 'collected matter', and discard.
5) use that itty-bitty bit of paper you put aside in step two to clean the **** from under your fingernail.

Bob's your uncle, or maybe that should be Sargent Major?

:rotfl:

Don't forget the hearty clap on the back of someone you don't particularly like to dislodge any remaining bits of poo.

[STEED]

I see August has spotted her flaw.

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by joea

What does she suggest to her fellow women concering, you know, that time of the month, nudge nudge wink wink say no more.:p

Cartoonist Mike Lester's cartoon, rejected by his editor.

[Sailor Steve]

Wait until she's old and has the attendant problems. Then she'll be talking about only using one roll, rather than two or three.

[fredbass]

One square?? Hell, if you're that conservative then you might as well just use your hand and skip the paper all together. :rotfl:

But please wash your hands real well when you get done, ok?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by fredbass

One square?? Hell, if you're that conservative then you might as well just use your hand and skip the paper all together. :rotfl:

But please wash your hands real well when you get done, ok?

Gross.

[kiwi_2005]

[QUOTE=STEED]

And there is no way I am going to shake her hand.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Seriously this woman is crackers! Well then next time she puts out a album they should come with no cover cause thats wasting paper!!!

[TteFAboB]

That won't work: you will waste water then. :rotfl:

I'll accept to limit my loo paper if in turn Sheryl Crow gets limited aswell. Don't want to hear from her more than once in a century.

[dean_acheson]

my personal thought on jump the shark is that it means someone or something has gone absurd and now lacks credibility....

like Fonzi jumping a freaking shark cage...

[The Avon Lady]

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