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05-09-15, 02:08 PM | #1 |
Torpedoman
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What The Hell Kind Of A Sub Sim Is This!!!!!
http://best-submarine-simulation-game.blogspot.com/
WTF game is this! Its screenshots are from every bloody Subsim in existence (not really but still) Please tell what you think? Because I am not impressed! NOTE: When you visit the "Best Submarine Simulator link, have a good laugh, but we caution you, do not click the DOWNLOAD button. There is no sim, it's simply click bait. --Admin Last edited by Onkel Neal; 05-10-15 at 06:47 PM. |
05-09-15, 02:32 PM | #2 |
Lucky Sailor
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I dunno, but I'd be curious about German Gato class U-boats operating in the pacific.
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05-09-15, 02:37 PM | #3 |
The Old Man
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Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.
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05-09-15, 03:19 PM | #4 |
Born to Run Silent
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05-09-15, 03:27 PM | #5 |
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I'm not an expert on uniforms but I'd rather keep my whole bottle of Chivas for some other occasion and uniform experts should also refrain, pumping out the stomach is a costly operation.
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05-09-15, 05:05 PM | #6 | |
The Old Man
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05-09-15, 05:10 PM | #7 |
Navy Seal
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Why? That's the normal uniform of Uber sergeant-major master-sergeants of the commanding officer corps of the US Navy.
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05-09-15, 06:04 PM | #8 | |
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I also love the Akula... I'm sorry I mean German Gato submarine background. Seriously though, the video is truly awesome. |
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05-09-15, 07:30 PM | #9 |
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I had no idea that Bernard had branched out into game design.
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05-09-15, 07:40 PM | #10 |
The Old Man
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I think we're all being too mean. This is clearly the best subsim where you get to play a hovering superadmiral marine in command of a German Gato-class submarine in the Pacific with x number of torpedoes and a submachine gun. It even features "civil ships," a map screen, the ability to select targets, and a visor that you have to learn about before you accomplish your objectives!
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05-10-15, 01:02 PM | #11 |
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Lol lol lol, this thread brings me to tears each time I read it!!!
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05-11-15, 07:36 AM | #12 |
Samurai Navy
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Yes please, add a disclaimer but don't delete or block the thread, is so much fun!!
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05-11-15, 08:25 AM | #13 |
The Old Man
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Hold the phone. I think that entire page is really an elaborate scam set up by Neal to have people guess "Best Submarine Simulation Game" whenever he posts a screenshot of "Danger from the Deep" during the 2015 Mystery Subsim Challenge.
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05-11-15, 08:52 AM | #14 |
Ocean Warrior
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Nah, I mean Neal's command of the English language is pretty bad. But even he isn't as bad as what I see on that site.
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05-11-15, 11:10 AM | #15 |
The Old Man
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ROTF-LMAO
Yes, yes indeed; another fine example of a true-to-life, hysterically accurate (er...my bad..."historically accurate") simulation for serious wargamers. It fits right in there with "Tank"...armored vehicle warfare on a giant dirt-bike obstacle track ("Damn the reality...ramming speed!").
But really folks...doesn't this at least make Ubisoft's products, no matter how flawed initially, look a bit better? Y'know, looking closely at the hero of this Ad, he is wearing a slightly older U.S. Army Class 'A' Service uniform blouse and trousers (partly) with a U.S. Navy Flag Officer's service dress combination cap (white cover). Maybe he's a member of the American People's Liberation Army Navy. Hhhmmm...he does look a little familiar though. Got it...Magua survived his encounter with Chingachgook, found an alien time-machine and made it to the nearest Army-Navy Surplus Store in order to disguise himself and re-infiltrate behind Colonial lines, unaware that the French & Indian War ended shortly after he hatched his devious scheme. Well, it makes for a story line that would seem to fit right in with this abomination. |
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