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mapuc · 06-12-20, 05:32 PM

When I was a little boy I loved to watch the commercials on German tv.
It was not the commercials I was interested in, it was what they showed between the commercials.

Markus

Jimbuna · 06-13-20, 12:53 PM

"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Aktungbby · 06-13-20, 03:29 PM

/\not "Alas! No more Tyne on Earth for me"

Jimbuna · 06-14-20, 10:08 AM

I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit.

mapuc · 06-15-20, 12:53 PM

Didn't know where to put it...not serious enough to be in our Wuhan thread

First time ever.

Fake travel

Quote:

Taipei's Songshan airport will give 90 people the chance to take a tour of their airport and relive the experience of going through immigration, boarding a plane and then disembarking and returning home.

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/artic...hnk/index.html

Markus

Jimbuna · 06-16-20, 05:57 AM

The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day.

mapuc · 06-16-20, 12:17 PM

It's truly a strange time we live in, when your hands gets more alcohol than your throat does

Markus

Jimbuna · 06-17-20, 01:06 PM

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Jimbuna · 06-18-20, 01:56 PM

I don't understand, but I also don't care... so it works out.

Col7777 · 06-19-20, 06:43 AM

I was reading the other day of a man who's dog eat some fruit cakes.
He took it to the vet for an injection to make it sick, the cake had currents in it and they are toxic to dogs.
The vet charged £250, the man said it was worth it rather than lose his dog, this isn't a joke by the way, I never knew that currents can harm a dog so I did a search and it's true.

So any of you guys dog owners this is just a heads up in case.

Col.

Jimbuna · 06-19-20, 08:46 AM

Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.

Cybermat47 · 06-19-20, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.

Tell me about it...

Jimbuna · 06-20-20, 05:09 AM

They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.

Jimbuna · 06-21-20, 12:38 PM

I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Jimbuna · 06-22-20, 01:00 PM

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.

06-13-20, 12:53 PM	#9077
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-13-20, 03:29 PM	#9078
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,984 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	/\not "Alas! No more Tyne on Earth for me" inspired by W.C. Fields "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philly!" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

06-14-20, 10:08 AM	#9079
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-16-20, 05:57 AM	#9081
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-17-20, 01:06 PM	#9083
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-12-20, 05:32 PM	#9076
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	When I was a little boy I loved to watch the commercials on German tv. It was not the commercials I was interested in, it was what they showed between the commercials. Markus

06-16-20, 12:17 PM	#9082
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	It's truly a strange time we live in, when your hands gets more alcohol than your throat does Markus

06-18-20, 01:56 PM	#9084
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I don't understand, but I also don't care... so it works out. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-19-20, 06:43 AM	#9085
Col7777 Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 944 Downloads: 260 Uploads: 0	I was reading the other day of a man who's dog eat some fruit cakes. He took it to the vet for an injection to make it sick, the cake had currents in it and they are toxic to dogs. The vet charged £250, the man said it was worth it rather than lose his dog, this isn't a joke by the way, I never knew that currents can harm a dog so I did a search and it's true. So any of you guys dog owners this is just a heads up in case. Col. __________________ Silent and Violent

06-19-20, 08:46 AM	#9086
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-20-20, 05:09 AM	#9088
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-21-20, 12:38 PM	#9089
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-22-20, 01:00 PM	#9090
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!