Dear Steve Thread

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

He's still writing! Note to self: Hire more squirrels.

[Jimbuna]

Dear Steve

Take the New Year off...I'm sure the youngster can manage the shop for a few days

[Onkel Neal]

Dear Steve, I've been thinking about adding a Like button to the forum. Do you think that will make Subsim too much like Facebook?

[Fubar2Niner]

Dear Steve

My new George Formby grill burned my steaks, I followed the instructions to the letter.

1 I leant on the lampost at the corner of the street.

2 I waited untill a certain little lady came by.

3 I cried oh me, oh my until said lady wandered past:

After step 3 things went downhill rapidly;

She was neither wonderful, marvellous or beautiful. The grill burst into flame....... My steaks were cremated and my customers were less than happy to say the least !!!!!!!!! I am starting to think the cooking instructions were written when George had other things on his mind. Is it possible I could hire your expert services to start a civil action against Mr. Formby ?

I am neither impressed with his cookware, or , his choice in women!

Best regards

G. Ramsey

[Jimbuna]

Dear Steve

Can you remember when the kids were the tv remote?

I.B. Idle

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

Take the New Year off...I'm sure the youngster can manage the shop for a few days

What new year? Did I miss Christmas again?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Dear Steve, I've been thinking about adding a Like button to the forum. Do you think that will make Subsim too much like Facebook?

You still haven't read that book on sentence structure I gave you. It should say "Do you think that will make Subsim like Facebook too much?"

And no, I don't think anything will make Subsim like facebook, or even tolerate it.




And if you add a 'Like' button, be sure to add a 'Dislike' button so I can use it on you!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

Dear Steve
...
G. Ramsey

Dear Mr Ramsey;

If you had looked, you would have noticed your steaks were burnt when you got them from the store. The solution I would suggest is to grill the steaks with the grill immersed in a sinkful of water. Be sure to drop the grill in the sink, plug it in, then put the steaks in. This will solve all your problems at once, and give you quite the thrill as well.

p.s.: Tell Mr. Formby that Peter Noone wants to thank him for saving his career.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Dear Steve, I've been thinking about adding a Like button to the forum. Do you think that will make Subsim too much like Facebook?

Not to step on Dr. Steve's toes, but would be better if you could add a dislike button to each person. If the person gets 20 dislikes, they get banned for a week, 100 likes, they get to take over the forum for a day....
That way Steve would get banned and I would be King...........

[Armistead]

Dr. Steve

When my dog is taking a dump in public, is he embarrassed? He looks it.

Serious, yesterday I was walking him on the road edge between the sidewalk and road and he took a dump when a lady came out and yelled..
"how would you like it if I came to your yard and took a dump" I told her no problem, but I've yet to see her, plus my driveway is a mile long...

[Onkel Neal]

Well back when I enabled the reputation system on this forum, we nearly had a revolt. I had to disable it. And apologize.

[u crank]

Dear Steve,

Couple of questions. How do you know for sure if you've been abducted by aliens?

Also, do you validate parking?

Clueless and shoeless.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

When my dog is taking a dump in public, is he embarrassed? He looks it.

Dogs are never embarrassed. The so-called "hangdog" look is just their way of trying to divert attention so you won't know what they're really thinking. Dogs are just as evil as cats. The only difference is that cats are smart.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Well back when I enabled the reputation system on this forum, we nearly had a revolt. I had to disable it. And apologize.

I remember that, now that you mention it.

The truth is that I like Facebook, but the only time I ever use the 'Like' button is on YouTube.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by u crank

How do you know for sure if you've been abducted by aliens?

The footprints in the pie have three toes instead of five, which is the case with elephants.

Also, do you validate parking?

I validate feelings. I validate goals. I validate lives.

Parking? No.

p.s. You can't be too clueless. You came to me, didn't you?