Someone entertain me...

SUBMAN1 · 10-07-06, 11:53 PM

I should be home right now but I am stuck 2000 miles away in the middle of Houston, TX and I am bored out of my mind! aHHHHHH!

k - feel better now.

-S

STEED · 10-08-06, 04:52 AM

The Burglar

A burglar breaks into a house one night. While shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
This time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, “Did you say that?”
The parrot said, “I'm just trying to warn you, that's all.”
The burglar asked, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?” The bird answered, “I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.“

Skybird · 10-08-06, 05:08 AM

We could continue where we left things last time

SUBMAN1 · 10-09-06, 11:29 AM

OK Steed - you made me laugh!

-S

HunterICX · 10-09-06, 12:01 PM

:rotfl: hahaha steed thats a good one...that cracked me up

I got one too its a dirrty one but its a good one

A couple if having sex

Male: Honey can I ear-f*ck you?
Female: NOOO!!! that would make me deaf!
Male: Thats Bullsh!t , 20 years in the mouth didnt shut you up.

_Seth_ · 10-09-06, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

:rotfl: hahaha steed thats a good one...that cracked me up

I got one too its a dirrty one but its a good one

A couple if having sex

Male: Honey can I ear-f*ck you?
Female: NOOO!!! that would make me deaf!
Male: Thats Bullsh!t , 20 years in the mouth didnt shut you up.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Just Great!!!!!!!!

STEED · 10-09-06, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

OK Steed - you made me laugh!

-S

Yippee.

10-07-06, 11:53 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Someone entertain me... I should be home right now but I am stuck 2000 miles away in the middle of Houston, TX and I am bored out of my mind! aHHHHHH! k - feel better now. -S __________________

10-08-06, 04:52 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	The Burglar A burglar breaks into a house one night. While shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, “Jesus is watching you.” This time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, “Did you say that?” The parrot said, “I'm just trying to warn you, that's all.” The burglar asked, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?” “Moses.” “Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?” The bird answered, “I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.“ __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-08-06, 05:08 AM	#3
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,603 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	We could continue where we left things last time __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

10-09-06, 11:29 AM	#4
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	OK Steed - you made me laugh! -S __________________

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HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: hahaha steed thats a good one...that cracked me up I got one too its a dirrty one but its a good one A couple if having sex Male: Honey can I ear-fck you? Female: NOOO!!! that would make me deaf! Male: Thats Bullsh!t , 20 years in the mouth didnt shut you up. __________________ Last edited by HunterICX; 10-09-06 at 12:04 PM.*