Someone entertain me...
 

I should be home right now but I am stuck 2000 miles away in the middle of Houston, TX and I am bored out of my mind! aHHHHHH!

k - feel better now.

-S

The Burglar

A burglar breaks into a house one night. While shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
This time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, “Did you say that?”
The parrot said, “I'm just trying to warn you, that's all.”
The burglar asked, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?” The bird answered, “I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.“

We could continue where we left things last time :D

OK Steed - you made me laugh!

-S

:rotfl: hahaha steed thats a good one...that cracked me up

I got one too its a dirrty one but its a good one

A couple if having sex

Male: Honey can I ear-f*ck you?
Female: NOOO!!! that would make me deaf!
Male: Thats Bullsh!t , 20 years in the mouth didnt shut you up.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Just Great!!!!!!!!

Yippee. :D