Happy Birthday, Bernard!!

Dowly · 09-24-06, 05:28 PM

It´s 1:26AM here, so it is safe to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BERNARD!!

Here, I made a cake for you, Bernard, just for you. (Evil laughter)

Sailor Steve · 09-24-06, 05:33 PM

You know you can't kill a guy like Bernard; they'll just send you another one.

It's one of the unwritten rules of military life.

bookworm_020 · 09-24-06, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You know you can't kill a guy like Bernard; they'll just send you another one.

It's one of the unwritten rules of military life.

Yes! and the new one is even dumbere that the one thats been replaced!!

_Seth_ · 09-24-06, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

It´s 1:26AM here, so it is safe to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BERNARD!!

Here, I made a cake for you, Bernard, just for you. (Evil laughter)

Happy Birthday, Bernard!! May you burn and rot in H*LL!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

"Happy birthday, Bernard...
Happy birthday Bernard,
Happy birthday, *******ing n00b-piece of s*it of a saboteur
Happy birthday BEEEERRRRNNAAAARRRDD!!!!!! "

HunterICX · 09-24-06, 07:07 PM

Dowly, If you didnt mind I sended Bernards Gift with an Rocket it must be there in a couple of ......

AAAH there it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!

Dowly · 09-24-06, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

Dowly, If you didnt mind I sended Bernards Gift with an Rocket it must be there in a couple of ......

AAAH there it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

09-24-06, 09:46 PM

I think a good name for SHIV's idiot would be Herman or Earl

Two God awful American names for guys back then!

Earl sounds a bit too redneck to me, but Herman fits the bill just about right!

The Noob · 09-25-06, 01:10 AM

:rotfl::rotfl:

Habby Birthdaymonthcentury Bernard!

Jimbuna · 09-25-06, 08:31 AM

Careful he doesn't cut the cake into portions and offer them around your crew whilst your not looking

Dowly · 09-25-06, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Careful he doesn't cut the cake into portions and offer them around your crew whilst your not looking

Ooops!

HunterICX · 09-25-06, 08:41 AM

If my Crews fatigue goes way to fast...I blame bernard for sharing the cake....
and he will clean the toillet that has been puked over 51 times...

_Seth_ · 09-25-06, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

If my Crews fatigue goes way to fast...I blame bernard for sharing the cake....
and he will clean the toillet that has been puked over 51 times...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Biggles · 09-25-06, 09:27 AM

Bernards birthdya eh....why not give a nice present to the Kriegsmarin instead of gicing one to Bernard? Tie him to a cannon and throw him to the sea, and let the Flying Dutchman do the rest

Poor dutch sailors......:rotfl:

Respenus · 09-25-06, 11:54 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Why of why do Bernard jokes always make me laugh so hard, I'm affraid I'll hurt my self (or that others will hurt me, being that I laugh really strange at Bernard jokes).

Torvald Von Mansee · 09-25-06, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

Dowly, If you didnt mind I sended Bernards Gift with an Rocket it must be there in a couple of ......

AAAH there it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!

Thanks for the new wallpaper!!!! I rofl on that one for a while....

09-24-06, 05:28 PM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Happy Birthday, Bernard!! It´s 1:26AM here, so it is safe to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BERNARD!! Here, I made a cake for you, Bernard, just for you. (Evil laughter)

09-24-06, 05:33 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	You know you can't kill a guy like Bernard; they'll just send you another one. It's one of the unwritten rules of military life. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-24-06, 07:07 PM	#5
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Dowly, If you didnt mind I sended Bernards Gift with an Rocket it must be there in a couple of ...... AAAH there it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD! __________________

09-25-06, 08:31 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Careful he doesn't cut the cake into portions and offer them around your crew whilst your not looking __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-25-06, 08:41 AM	#11
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	If my Crews fatigue goes way to fast...I blame bernard for sharing the cake.... and he will clean the toillet that has been puked over 51 times... __________________

09-24-06, 09:46 PM	#7
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I think a good name for SHIV's idiot would be Herman or Earl Two God awful American names for guys back then! Earl sounds a bit too redneck to me, but Herman fits the bill just about right!

09-25-06, 01:10 AM	#8
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl: Habby Birthdaymonthcentury Bernard!

09-25-06, 09:27 AM	#13
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Bernards birthdya eh....why not give a nice present to the Kriegsmarin instead of gicing one to Bernard? Tie him to a cannon and throw him to the sea, and let the Flying Dutchman do the rest Poor dutch sailors......:rotfl: __________________

09-25-06, 11:54 AM	#14
Respenus Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,169 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Why of why do Bernard jokes always make me laugh so hard, I'm affraid I'll hurt my self (or that others will hurt me, being that I laugh really strange at Bernard jokes).