Happy Birthday, Bernard!!
 

It´s 1:26AM here, so it is safe to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BERNARD!!

Here, I made a cake for you, Bernard, just for you. (Evil laughter)

http://xs207.xs.to/xs207/06391/Cake.jpg

You know you can't kill a guy like Bernard; they'll just send you another one.

It's one of the unwritten rules of military life.

Yes! and the new one is even dumbere that the one thats been replaced!!:o

Happy Birthday, Bernard!! May you burn and rot in H*LL!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

"Happy birthday, Bernard...
Happy birthday Bernard,
Happy birthday, *******ing n00b-piece of s*it of a saboteur
Happy birthday BEEEERRRRNNAAAARRRDD!!!!!! " :rock:

Dowly, If you didnt mind I sended Bernards Gift with an Rocket it must be there in a couple of ......

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8...amloos6hi8.jpg

AAAH there it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!

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I think a good name for SHIV's idiot would be Herman or Earl

Two God awful American names for guys back then!


Earl sounds a bit too redneck to me, but Herman fits the bill just about right!

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Habby Birthdaymonthcentury Bernard! :lol:

Careful he doesn't cut the cake into portions and offer them around your crew whilst your not looking :lol:

Ooops! :oops:

:x If my Crews fatigue goes way to fast...I blame bernard for sharing the cake....
and he will clean the toillet that has been puked over 51 times...

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Bernards birthdya eh....why not give a nice present to the Kriegsmarin instead of gicing one to Bernard? Tie him to a cannon and throw him to the sea, and let the Flying Dutchman do the rest:arrgh!:

Poor dutch sailors......:rotfl:

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Why of why do Bernard jokes always make me laugh so hard, I'm affraid I'll hurt my self (or that others will hurt me, being that I laugh really strange at Bernard jokes).

Thanks for the new wallpaper!!!! I rofl on that one for a while....