Ban on Beards

Letum · 02-01-06, 07:24 PM

these "theres gonna be a a ban on....*insert everyday object*" posts seam to be popular.
So I propose a ban on facial hair!
Why? because it makes men (and women) evil!

Stalin
Hitler
Dick Dastardly
Harold Shipman
Osama (matter of opinion)
Santa
Genghis Karn
Satan (gotee)
Any woman with facial hair
Black Beard
Saddam
Ming the Mercyless
etc.

There has to be a link!

A google search for "evil man" comes up with a WEIRD image of a pie eating vigina if you dont have safe search on! ( Link )

Torplexed · 02-01-06, 07:59 PM

Ummmm. You gonna tell him. Or should I? Of course I guess we could just blame those Renaissance painters.

Letum · 02-01-06, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

Ummmm. You gonna tell him. Or should I? Of course I guess we could just blame those Renaissance painters.

that guy was ginger and clean shaven

Torplexed · 02-01-06, 08:15 PM

In the eyes of the Confederacy......evil.

Letum · 02-01-06, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

In the eyes of the Confederacy......evil.

Not overly liked by us english either

TLAM Strike · 02-01-06, 08:25 PM

There is nothing more dangerous than an Irishman with facial hair...

â€¦Hmmm maybe I should stop shavingâ€¦ :hmm:

Mustang · 02-01-06, 09:12 PM

*slowly rubs his sharp thin beard in the web of his hand.*
Its a conspiracy eh?

I'll have you know it was a rite of passage for U-Boat crews to come back to port with beards. Men with beards have a sense of dignity and refinement, which gives us a tactical an analytical edge over you clean shaven chaps.

Letum · 02-01-06, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

*slowly rubs his sharp thin beard in the web of his hand.*
Its a conspiracy eh?

I'll have you know it was a rite of passage for U-Boat crews to come back to port with beards. Men with beards have a sense of dignity and refinement, which gives us a tactical an analytical edge over you clean shaven chaps.

Could'nt Agree more! (Yes, I have a beard)

Torplexed · 02-01-06, 09:44 PM

Get a shave Albert! Decent haircut wouldn't hurt either.

Letum · 02-01-06, 10:07 PM

*Edit* now with added cockage

Marhkimov · 02-01-06, 10:31 PM

Woa... what's up with the cockage???

EDIT - damnit Letum! I clicked on your SHIV screenshot link....

CCIP · 02-01-06, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Marhkimov

Woa... what's up with the cockage???

I say ban on cockage!

gdogghenrikson · 02-01-06, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Marhkimov

Woa... what's up with the cockage???

EDIT - damnit Letum! I clicked on your SHIV screenshot link....

haha you joined the ranks of the living zombies....but seriosly, Urban Dead is an alright MMORPG

gdogghenrikson · 02-01-06, 11:13 PM

facial Hair evil......billy gibbons is too great to be evil!
http://guitar-masters.com/Players/GP-Billy_Gibbons.JPG

jumpy · 02-02-06, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Letum

A google search for "evil man" comes up with a WEIRD image of a pie eating vigina if you dont have safe search on! ( Link )

omg! w t f is up with that.... I was at work

02-01-06, 07:24 PM	#1
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Ban on Beards these "theres gonna be a a ban on....insert everyday object" posts seam to be popular. So I propose a ban on facial hair! Why? because it makes men (and women) evil! Stalin Hitler Dick Dastardly Harold Shipman Osama (matter of opinion) Santa Genghis Karn Satan (gotee) Any woman with facial hair Black Beard Saddam Ming the Mercyless etc. There has to be a link! A google search for "evil man" comes up with a WEIRD image of a pie eating vigina if you dont have safe search on! ( Link ) __________________

02-01-06, 08:25 PM	#6
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	There is nothing more dangerous than an Irishman with facial hair... â€¦Hmmm maybe I should stop shavingâ€¦ :hmm: __________________

02-01-06, 10:07 PM	#10
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Edit now with added cockage __________________

02-01-06, 10:31 PM	#11
Marhkimov Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bay Area, California, USA Posts: 2,377 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Woa... what's up with the cockage??? EDIT - damnit Letum! I clicked on your SHIV screenshot link.... __________________ It takes two to tango

02-01-06, 11:13 PM	#14
gdogghenrikson Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 978 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	facial Hair evil......billy gibbons is too great to be evil! http://guitar-masters.com/Players/GP-Billy_Gibbons.JPG __________________ And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.

02-01-06, 07:59 PM	#2
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Ummmm. You gonna tell him. Or should I? Of course I guess we could just blame those Renaissance painters.

02-01-06, 08:15 PM	#4
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	In the eyes of the Confederacy......evil.

02-01-06, 09:12 PM	#7
Mustang Helmsman Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 102 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	slowly rubs his sharp thin beard in the web of his hand. Its a conspiracy eh? I'll have you know it was a rite of passage for U-Boat crews to come back to port with beards. Men with beards have a sense of dignity and refinement, which gives us a tactical an analytical edge over you clean shaven chaps.

02-01-06, 09:44 PM	#9
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Get a shave Albert! Decent haircut wouldn't hurt either.