Ban on Beards
 

these "theres gonna be a a ban on....*insert everyday object*" posts seam to be popular.
So I propose a ban on facial hair!
Why? because it makes men (and women) evil!

Stalin
Hitler
Dick Dastardly
Harold Shipman
Osama (matter of opinion)
Santa
Genghis Karn
Satan (gotee)
Any woman with facial hair
Black Beard
Saddam
Ming the Mercyless
etc.

There has to be a link!


A google search for "evil man" comes up with a WEIRD image of a pie eating vigina if you dont have safe search on! ( Link )

Ummmm. You gonna tell him. Or should I? Of course I guess we could just blame those Renaissance painters. :D

http://www.corazones.org/jesus/z_jesusbusto2.jpg

that guy was ginger and clean shaven

In the eyes of the Confederacy......evil. ;)

http://enews.coloradomtn.edu/admin/u...be_lincoln.jpg

Not overly liked by us english either

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9629/013nn.jpg
There is nothing more dangerous than an Irishman with facial hair...

…Hmmm maybe I should stop shaving… :hmm:

*slowly rubs his sharp thin beard in the web of his hand.*
Its a conspiracy eh?

I'll have you know it was a rite of passage for U-Boat crews to come back to port with beards. Men with beards have a sense of dignity and refinement, which gives us a tactical an analytical edge over you clean shaven chaps.

Could'nt Agree more! (Yes, I have a beard)

Get a shave Albert! Decent haircut wouldn't hurt either.

http://zioxville.homestead.com/files/EvilEinstein.jpg

http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/Cocage.jpg

*Edit* now with added cockage

Woa... what's up with the cockage??? :roll:


EDIT - damnit Letum! I clicked on your SHIV screenshot link.... :damn:

I say ban on cockage! :stare:

haha you joined the ranks of the living zombies....but seriosly, Urban Dead is an alright MMORPG

facial Hair evil......billy gibbons is too great to be evil!
http://guitar-masters.com/Players/GP-Billy_Gibbons.JPG

Re: Ban on Beards
 

omg! w t f is up with that.... I was at work :dead: