2011 official Subsim NFL thread

nikimcbee · 08-10-11, 01:25 AM

Twas the day after the the Barakolypse,
all the subsimmers were stirring
for something different to fight about.

That ol McBee, up to no good,
created the annual football thread.
Tis that time again for a grand route.

Neal wears his Silver and Black
but has the "Texans" on his back.

Prediction; the Raiders will cause gout.

The vikes, hit the goodwill to find a QB
and that really pisses off Mr Mcbee
another year with a bop on the snout.

Then there's those damn cheezeheadz,
with their green and gold mullets.
But those wisconsin riots, they'll be 0-18, then out.

AVG's nemisis, those big bad Steelers
will probably dominate those old Ravens;
And AVG still says "That Roethesberger is no boy scout."

The dolphins eye the Fav-ray
but will rue the day
Brett flops around like a rainbow trout.

The lions...
nevermind

Bring on the season...

CaptainHaplo · 08-10-11, 06:36 AM

Dont forget the Panthers in Blue, Silver and Black.
After 2-14, they will get no slack,
A new HC, a new QB, but still starting a Pickle?
Still - as a fan we will never be fickle.

We have some talent that could make us a threat
What the record will be, I do not want to bet
TC shows some high draft picks are on the bubble,
But its all good because we will see the return of Double Trouble.

A word about the last original Cat,
When told to pack, his eye didn't bat.
He took it with class and wrote a thank you letter
To all the fans, John Kasey - there never was a better!

mookiemookie · 08-10-11, 06:49 AM

The Texans, as usual, promised much
The offseason brought defensive upgrades and such
I sit here with my fingers crossed,
Hoping John Joseph was worth the cost
And that we find a way to quit losing in the clutch

Growler · 08-10-11, 07:20 AM

The Iggles still field Michael Vick.
It must be some sick kind of trick.
How that guy, the clown,
Is still working the town,
While instead, they gave Akers the kick.

fred8615 · 08-10-11, 08:18 AM

I wish that I could,
Write a poem that was good.
About my favorite team,
The Saints of my dreams,
But I'm not really in the mood.

nikimcbee · 08-11-11, 12:43 PM

It all starts tonight...

AVGWarhawk · 08-11-11, 01:10 PM

[QUOTE=nikimcbee;1725909]It all starts tonight...

How in the hell did Bieber get in this thread?

AVGWarhawk · 08-11-11, 01:11 PM

The Ravens play the Eagles. I'm told the Eagles are being hailed as the "Dream Team."

Growler · 08-11-11, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

...the Eagles are being hailed as the "Dream Team."

They're starting their cheerleaders?

TarJak · 08-11-11, 10:07 PM

Prepared for Faiders to fail again

Torplexed · 08-11-11, 10:17 PM

Ahhhh, the preseason. The only things that count are the injuries.

August · 08-11-11, 11:15 PM

The Pats looked pretty good tonight!

nikimcbee · 08-14-11, 10:01 AM

Preseason, week one done. Any thoughts? I watch part of the Seachicken game in a bar at Long beach, WA and missed all of the Viking game. (sounds like I didn't miss much)

I have an opportunity to see the vikes-seachickens game next week. The question is; do I want to pony up ~$300 buck to see the starters for 5 min?

(game ticket, train ticket, hotel) would be fun though.

August · 08-18-11, 07:17 PM

First quarter and already my Pats are up 21 zip on TB. I think this year be berry berry good for me!

AVGWarhawk · 08-18-11, 07:52 PM

Ochocinco is going to be a high maintenance pain in the arse for the Pats.

08-10-11, 01:25 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	2011 official Subsim NFL thread Twas the day after the the Barakolypse, all the subsimmers were stirring for something different to fight about. That ol McBee, up to no good, created the annual football thread. Tis that time again for a grand route. Neal wears his Silver and Black but has the "Texans" on his back. Prediction; the Raiders will cause gout. The vikes, hit the goodwill to find a QB and that really pisses off Mr Mcbee another year with a bop on the snout. Then there's those damn cheezeheadz, with their green and gold mullets. But those wisconsin riots, they'll be 0-18, then out. AVG's nemisis, those big bad Steelers will probably dominate those old Ravens; And AVG still says "That Roethesberger is no boy scout." The dolphins eye the Fav-ray but will rue the day Brett flops around like a rainbow trout. The lions... nevermind Bring on the season... __________________

08-10-11, 06:36 AM	#2
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Dont forget the Panthers in Blue, Silver and Black. After 2-14, they will get no slack, A new HC, a new QB, but still starting a Pickle? Still - as a fan we will never be fickle. We have some talent that could make us a threat What the record will be, I do not want to bet TC shows some high draft picks are on the bubble, But its all good because we will see the return of Double Trouble. A word about the last original Cat, When told to pack, his eye didn't bat. He took it with class and wrote a thank you letter To all the fans, John Kasey - there never was a better! __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

08-10-11, 06:49 AM	#3
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	The Texans, as usual, promised much The offseason brought defensive upgrades and such I sit here with my fingers crossed, Hoping John Joseph was worth the cost And that we find a way to quit losing in the clutch __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

08-10-11, 07:20 AM	#4
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	The Iggles still field Michael Vick. It must be some sick kind of trick. How that guy, the clown, Is still working the town, While instead, they gave Akers the kick. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

08-10-11, 08:18 AM	#5
fred8615 Saint of the seas Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sorrento, Louisiana Posts: 1,320 Downloads: 265 Uploads: 127	I wish that I could, Write a poem that was good. About my favorite team, The Saints of my dreams, But I'm not really in the mood. __________________ Frederick J. Barnett Radio Stations & Music Captain's Desk Photos FJB Camera Pre Pearl Harbor Career Start Office links, Info Boxes, & 50 cal Crew Rank Fix Sub Class Info Real Subs SH4 Randomizer Sub Images Office Images Sub Pinups & Pics 24 Hour Clocks Office Posters Nav Map Make-Over Add-ons FJB Navigation Maps Office Window Chronographs Someone's got to take the responsibility if the job's going to get done! Do you think that's easy?! - Gregory Peck, The Guns of Navarone.

08-11-11, 12:43 PM	#6
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	It all starts tonight... __________________

08-11-11, 01:10 PM	#7
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	[QUOTE=nikimcbee;1725909]It all starts tonight... How in the hell did Bieber get in this thread? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-11-11, 01:11 PM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The Ravens play the Eagles. I'm told the Eagles are being hailed as the "Dream Team." __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-11-11, 10:07 PM	#10
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Prepared for Faiders to fail again

08-11-11, 10:17 PM	#11
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Ahhhh, the preseason. The only things that count are the injuries. __________________ --Mobilis in Mobili--

08-11-11, 11:15 PM	#12
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The Pats looked pretty good tonight! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

08-14-11, 10:01 AM	#13
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Preseason, week one done. Any thoughts? I watch part of the Seachicken game in a bar at Long beach, WA and missed all of the Viking game. (sounds like I didn't miss much) I have an opportunity to see the vikes-seachickens game next week. The question is; do I want to pony up ~$300 buck to see the starters for 5 min? (game ticket, train ticket, hotel) would be fun though. __________________

08-18-11, 07:17 PM	#14
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	First quarter and already my Pats are up 21 zip on TB. I think this year be berry berry good for me! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

08-18-11, 07:52 PM	#15
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Ochocinco is going to be a high maintenance pain in the arse for the Pats. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road