2011 official Subsim NFL thread
 

Twas the day after the the Barakolypse,
all the subsimmers were stirring
for something different to fight about.

That ol McBee, up to no good,
created the annual football thread.
Tis that time again for a grand route.

Neal wears his Silver and Black
but has the "Texans" on his back.:o
Prediction; the Raiders will cause gout.

The vikes, hit the goodwill to find a QB
and that really pisses off Mr Mcbee
another year with a bop on the snout.

Then there's those damn cheezeheadz,
with their green and gold mullets.
But those wisconsin riots, they'll be 0-18, then out.

AVG's nemisis, those big bad Steelers
will probably dominate those old Ravens;
And AVG still says "That Roethesberger is no boy scout."

The dolphins eye the Fav-ray
but will rue the day
Brett flops around like a rainbow trout.

The lions...
nevermind

Bring on the season...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d0aaTpzoao&feature=fvst

Dont forget the Panthers in Blue, Silver and Black.
After 2-14, they will get no slack,
A new HC, a new QB, but still starting a Pickle?
Still - as a fan we will never be fickle.

We have some talent that could make us a threat
What the record will be, I do not want to bet
TC shows some high draft picks are on the bubble,
But its all good because we will see the return of Double Trouble.

A word about the last original Cat,
When told to pack, his eye didn't bat.
He took it with class and wrote a thank you letter
To all the fans, John Kasey - there never was a better!:salute:

The Texans, as usual, promised much
The offseason brought defensive upgrades and such
I sit here with my fingers crossed,
Hoping John Joseph was worth the cost
And that we find a way to quit losing in the clutch

The Iggles still field Michael Vick.
It must be some sick kind of trick.
How that guy, the clown,
Is still working the town,
While instead, they gave Akers the kick.

I wish that I could,
Write a poem that was good.
About my favorite team,
The Saints of my dreams,
But I'm not really in the mood.


:D

It all starts tonight...
http://www.fanbrew.com/wp-content/up...Brady-hair.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j7uH2wzuu9...sbelichick.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVjiE...eature=related

[QUOTE=nikimcbee;1725909]It all starts tonight...
http://www.fanbrew.com/wp-content/up...Brady-hair.jpg

How in the hell did Bieber get in this thread?

The Ravens play the Eagles. I'm told the Eagles are being hailed as the "Dream Team." :hmmm:

They're starting their cheerleaders?

Prepared for Faiders to fail again :damn:

Ahhhh, the preseason. The only things that count are the injuries. :doh:

The Pats looked pretty good tonight! :up:

http://home.comcast.net/%7Erdsterlin...ts-glitter.gif

Preseason, week one done. Any thoughts? I watch part of the Seachicken game in a bar at Long beach, WA and missed all of the Viking game. (sounds like I didn't miss much)

I have an opportunity to see the vikes-seachickens game next week. The question is; do I want to pony up ~$300 buck to see the starters for 5 min?:doh::dead: (game ticket, train ticket, hotel) would be fun though.:hmmm:

First quarter and already my Pats are up 21 zip on TB. I think this year be berry berry good for me! :up:

Ochocinco is going to be a high maintenance pain in the arse for the Pats.