Lockdown Side Effects

sonicninja · 05-25-20, 02:56 PM

Good Evening Shipmates,

Is anyone else getting concerned about the background coughing of the control room crews in SH3 & 4, tempted to make them all wear masks if this **** carries on

Stay Safe

Catfish · 05-25-20, 03:57 PM

^ Maybe someone could make a mask mod for SH3 to SH5 crews

Not only that, i think we should wear face masks while being in multiplayer sims like Wolfpack, imagine how near the micro is ..

Yes, stay safe

Eichhörnchen · 05-25-20, 04:26 PM

Coronaviruses aside, there's worse things than coughing going on all the time down in the bilge

Reece · 05-25-20, 06:45 PM

Yes, all men, no women!!

mapuc · 05-26-20, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

Yes, all men, no women!!

No problemos

Use an old mop yarn as hair, use two coconuts as... borrow some red colour to the lips and some oil to the eyebrow.
Create a short skirt

Voila you have a beautiful women on board

Markus

Reece · 05-26-20, 06:38 PM

RAPE!!!

Texas Red · 05-26-20, 09:18 PM

Ok now, crap just got to 100 really freaking quick.

Honestly, wtf Reece???

Reece · 05-26-20, 11:07 PM

everyone on board a u-boat after a few months at sea and a female on board!! So it's a mop!!

mapuc · 05-27-20, 11:38 AM

It was a scene from Das Boot which came into my mind.

The scene where the crew had lots of fun and where one of the sailor was dressed as a women. He had two half coconuts as...(if I remember correctly)

Markus

August · 05-27-20, 08:47 PM

This is exactly why I joined the Army. Coconuts indeed!

Jimbuna · 05-28-20, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

It was a scene from Das Boot which came into my mind.

The scene where the crew had lots of fun and where one of the sailor was dressed as a women. He had two half coconuts as...(if I remember correctly)

Markus

Is there any specific reason you would recall this scene Markus?

Care to share it with everyone

mapuc · 05-28-20, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Is there any specific reason you would recall this scene Markus?

Care to share it with everyone

It was Reece comments

where he wrote

"Yes, all men, no women!!"

After some minutes I recalled this scene from Das Boot, where the crew had this party and where one of the sailor was dressed up as some women.
I tried to find it on youtube, but couldn't so I described it in words and from my memory.

Markus

Jimbuna · 05-28-20, 01:36 PM

I'll believe you but I suspect a great many wouldn't

vienna · 05-28-20, 03:22 PM

<O>

Platapus · 05-29-20, 06:09 AM

Reminds me of a joke a navy guy told me about "Simulated Liberty"

When you can't get liberty, you can easily simulate it while onboard. There are three steps

1. Go to the fantail and throw your money overboard
2. Slam a watertight door on your... uh... male member
3. Go to the engine room and breath diesel fumes until you pass out.

When you wake up the next morning, you are broke, you have a terrible hangover and your .... member is sore = awesome liberty!

05-25-20, 02:56 PM	#1
sonicninja Watch Officer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Periscope Depth Posts: 341 Downloads: 937 Uploads: 0	Lockdown Side Effects Good Evening Shipmates, Is anyone else getting concerned about the background coughing of the control room crews in SH3 & 4, tempted to make them all wear masks if this **** carries on Stay Safe

05-25-20, 03:57 PM	#2
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ Maybe someone could make a mask mod for SH3 to SH5 crews Not only that, i think we should wear face masks while being in multiplayer sims like Wolfpack, imagine how near the micro is .. Yes, stay safe __________________ >^..^<)))>{ All generalizations are wrong. Last edited by Catfish; 05-28-20 at 12:59 AM.*

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Coronaviruses aside, there's worse things than coughing going on all the time down in the bilge __________________

05-25-20, 06:45 PM	#4
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Yes, all men, no women!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

05-26-20, 06:38 PM	#6
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	RAPE!!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

05-26-20, 09:18 PM	#7
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,368 Downloads: 528 Uploads: 5	Ok now, crap just got to 100 really freaking quick. Honestly, wtf Reece??? __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!

05-26-20, 11:07 PM	#8
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	everyone on board a u-boat after a few months at sea and a female on board!! So it's a mop!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

05-27-20, 11:38 AM	#9
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	It was a scene from Das Boot which came into my mind. The scene where the crew had lots of fun and where one of the sailor was dressed as a women. He had two half coconuts as...(if I remember correctly) Markus

05-27-20, 08:47 PM	#10
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This is exactly why I joined the Army. Coconuts indeed!

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'll believe you but I suspect a great many wouldn't __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	<O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

05-29-20, 06:09 AM	#15
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Reminds me of a joke a navy guy told me about "Simulated Liberty" When you can't get liberty, you can easily simulate it while onboard. There are three steps 1. Go to the fantail and throw your money overboard 2. Slam a watertight door on your... uh... male member 3. Go to the engine room and breath diesel fumes until you pass out. When you wake up the next morning, you are broke, you have a terrible hangover and your .... member is sore = awesome liberty! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.