Christmas Cracker Jokes

blackswan40 · 12-25-19, 01:37 PM

Christmas Cracker Jokes

What do you call Russian Napkins ? Soviets

Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion ? because he was outstanding in the Field

Buddahaid · 12-25-19, 02:23 PM

Wow, language barrier on the first one. I must research.

Aktungbby · 12-25-19, 02:43 PM

serviette!

Rockstar · 12-25-19, 03:56 PM

What do you call someone from Florida that burst into flames?

A Fire Cracker.

Eichhörnchen · 12-26-19, 05:04 AM

Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this

Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol?

A: The First Narwhal

vienna · 12-26-19, 05:09 AM

That's a whale of a joke...

<O>

Eichhörnchen · 12-26-19, 10:29 AM

It served its porpoise

Aktungbby · 12-26-19, 11:28 AM

/\WE KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM

: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2635122&postcount=8677 MERRY CRISTMAS! FOLLOWED BY THEBERBSTER'S

Quote:

Yes they like to have a whale of a time.
Peter

How you can tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents!

Catfish · 12-26-19, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this

Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol?

A: The First Narwhal

Is this for "Novel"? Wait, was there a Narwhal in the stable?
And why dou call this 'carol', you could call it as well a christmas evelyn?

English...

Eichhörnchen · 12-26-19, 02:29 PM

No-No-No-No-Noel!

And I don't know why we call them Carols... they might as well be called Moiras

Jimbuna · 12-27-19, 06:37 AM

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker.

Eichhörnchen · 01-07-20, 01:30 PM

Q: What kind of pizza does Santa like?

A: Deep pan crisp and even

Jimbuna · 01-07-20, 02:50 PM

Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad "elf"!

Eichhörnchen · 01-08-20, 02:14 AM

Santa's motorbike?

A Holly Davidson

Eisenwurst · 01-08-20, 02:38 AM

How many letters in the Alphabet???

25, the Angel said Noel.

12-25-19, 01:37 PM	#1
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12-25-19, 02:23 PM	#2
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Wow, language barrier on the first one. I must research. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

12-25-19, 02:43 PM	#3
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,981 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	serviette! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

12-26-19, 05:04 AM	#5
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol? A: The First Narwhal __________________

12-26-19, 05:09 AM	#6
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	That's a whale of a joke... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

12-25-19, 03:56 PM	#4
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	What do you call someone from Florida that burst into flames? A Fire Cracker.

12-26-19, 10:29 AM	#7
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	It served its porpoise __________________

12-26-19, 02:29 PM	#10
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	No-No-No-No-*Noel!* And I don't know why we call them Carols... they might as well be called Moiras __________________

12-27-19, 06:37 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-07-20, 01:30 PM	#12
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Q: What kind of pizza does Santa like? A: Deep pan crisp and even __________________

01-07-20, 02:50 PM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his bad "elf"! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-08-20, 02:14 AM	#14
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Santa's motorbike? A Holly Davidson __________________

01-08-20, 02:38 AM	#15
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,748 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	How many letters in the Alphabet??? 25, the Angel said Noel.