This Won't Be Good...

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 08:24 AM

Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis".

Can you think of a few more?

Fubar2Niner · 02-13-15, 09:13 AM

All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

Platapus · 02-13-15, 10:14 AM

"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back."

"It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep."

"Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something."

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 10:22 AM

Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

Dowly · 02-13-15, 10:26 AM

"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 11:35 AM

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing"

Dowly · 02-13-15, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing"

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 11:54 AM

^

Betonov · 02-13-15, 12:00 PM

''Friday the 13th, 15min until the end of the shift. I got enough time to cut this styrofoam blocks on the rotary saw. What could go wrong''

And 5min later I was on my way to the hospital to have my finger sewn together

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 12:03 PM

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 12:27 PM

"Have you tested this, Professor?"

Platapus · 02-13-15, 12:56 PM

Have to mention a classic

"I am from the government and I am here to help you."

Dowly · 02-13-15, 01:01 PM

"Mä meen ja pyyhkääsen, hahaha"

From the Finnish war movie "Talvisota" (Winter War).
At one point, Russians are dropping propaganda leaflets, one of the Finns takes a bunch of them
and says the above, which means roughly "I'll go and wipe my butt with them, hahahaha".

Aaand then a shell blows him up.

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 01:38 PM

*Movie villain has hero tied to chair*

*Villain explains plans carefully to hero*

*Hero escapes from chair*

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 01:39 PM

A classic from the Burt Lancaster film The Train: "I sink I saw sumssing..." (German soldier patrolling the track)

02-13-15, 08:24 AM	#1
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,372 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	This Won't Be Good... Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis". Can you think of a few more?

02-13-15, 10:14 AM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back." "It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep." "Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something." __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-13-15, 11:35 AM	#6
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 11:54 AM	#8
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	^ __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 12:03 PM	#10
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	__________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 09:13 AM	#2
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

02-13-15, 10:22 AM	#4
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,372 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

02-13-15, 10:26 AM	#5
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"

02-13-15, 12:00 PM	#9
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	''Friday the 13th, 15min until the end of the shift. I got enough time to cut this styrofoam blocks on the rotary saw. What could go wrong'' And 5min later I was on my way to the hospital to have my finger sewn together

02-13-15, 12:27 PM	#11
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,372 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Have you tested this, Professor?"

02-13-15, 12:56 PM	#12
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Have to mention a classic "I am from the government and I am here to help you." __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-13-15, 01:01 PM	#13
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	"Mä meen ja pyyhkääsen, hahaha" From the Finnish war movie "Talvisota" (Winter War). At one point, Russians are dropping propaganda leaflets, one of the Finns takes a bunch of them and says the above, which means roughly "I'll go and wipe my butt with them, hahahaha". Aaand then a shell blows him up.

02-13-15, 01:38 PM	#14
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Movie villain has hero tied to chair Villain explains plans carefully to hero Hero escapes from chair __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 01:39 PM	#15
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,372 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	A classic from the Burt Lancaster film The Train: "I sink I saw sumssing..." (German soldier patrolling the track)