CIA ready to chat

STEED · 06-07-14, 07:36 AM

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CIA launches Twitter and Facebook accounts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27745005

We did not post a thing and you did not read any comments, in fact we were never here and you were paying your taxes like a good citizen you are.

Jimbuna · 06-07-14, 07:57 AM

Already in excess of 200,000 followers.

Wolferz · 06-07-14, 11:49 AM

vienna · 06-07-14, 12:20 PM

Does this mean they'll post selfies of themselves at undisclosed renditions locations while waterboarding a "suspect"?...

<O>

Catfish · 06-07-14, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

Does this mean they'll post selfies of themselves at undisclosed renditions locations while waterboarding a "suspect"?...<O>

Oh yes, they could make a million dollar show out of it, YOU have to guess where it takes place, and when.

The winner gets a free one-way tour to Guantanamo.

Mr Quatro · 06-07-14, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27745005

We did not post a thing and you did not read any comments, in fact we were never here and you were paying your taxes like a good citizen you are.

Click on links to the CIA twitter and facebook accounts at your local library only and then make a run for it if a black Chevy suburban with antenna's drives up while you are still online

Catfish · 06-07-14, 04:08 PM

What's even better if you have a WLAN -
You can usually see other WLANs in your neighbourhood, but you can't (or shouldn't) log in there of course.

However you can name your local WLAN as you want, e.g. CIA surveillance van #73.

And then listen to your sudenly suspicious neighbours ..

vienna · 06-07-14, 04:14 PM

What do you do if you get a "friend request" from the CIA?...

...or if you are unwise enough not to "like" them?...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't....

<O>

Catfish · 06-07-14, 05:08 PM

Well as you know those clever people invented the 'Like' button, but no 'dislike' or 'hate' one.

This is why Facebook is soooo positive !!!

Only positive reviews, all are soooooo positive !!!

Waterboarding, impossible not to like it !!!

"Alles Lachleute und Nettmenschen um mich herum"

KOTZ.

STEED · 06-08-14, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Click on links to the CIA twitter and facebook accounts at your local library only and then make a run for it if a black Chevy suburban with antenna's drives up while you are still online

Not forgetting the unmarked helicopters over head.

Feuer Frei! · 06-08-14, 07:46 AM

CIA ready to chat to Steed.

Subnuts · 06-08-14, 09:50 AM

Now remember Commander, you heard the mouse click the LIKE button...and I was never here.

STEED · 06-08-14, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

CIA ready to chat to Steed.

I'm always having a good chat with them about what type cheese topping should I have on my pizza and should you put ice in your beer. Some times they get a bit grumpy only the other night I rang the CIA and was told not now STEED we're cracking up with laughter at the LibDem results.

Catfish · 06-08-14, 11:31 AM

But why should this .. organisation .. follow you if you click the 'like' button ?

I should think they only follow you if you do NOT click it ?

Wait, this is a trick within a trick ! Since no one with a clear mind can really 'like' them, anyone who presses 'like' has to conceal something - and thus must be followed.

Now it all makes sense.

Wolferz · 06-10-14, 06:35 AM

Dear Steed and Catfish,

We're watching what you're typing...
as you type it.

Go ahead and hit that like button. You know you want to.
Pay no mind to the red dot on your forehead.

06-07-14, 07:57 AM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Already in excess of 200,000 followers. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-07-14, 11:49 AM	#3
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Use your Little Orphan Annie decoder ring. Ring A. D R I N K M O R E KOOL- A I D __________________ Tomorrow never comes

06-07-14, 12:20 PM	#4
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,712 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Does this mean they'll post selfies of themselves at undisclosed renditions locations while waterboarding a "suspect"?... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

06-07-14, 04:14 PM	#8
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,712 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	What do you do if you get a "friend request" from the CIA?... ...or if you are unwise enough not to "like" them?... Damned if you do, damned if you don't.... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

06-08-14, 07:46 AM	#11
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	CIA ready to chat to Steed. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

06-07-14, 04:08 PM	#7
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,767 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	What's even better if you have a WLAN - You can usually see other WLANs in your neighbourhood, but you can't (or shouldn't) log in there of course. However you can name your local WLAN as you want, e.g. CIA surveillance van #73. And then listen to your sudenly suspicious neighbours ..

06-07-14, 05:08 PM	#9
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,767 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Well as you know those clever people invented the 'Like' button, but no 'dislike' or 'hate' one. This is why Facebook is soooo positive !!! Only positive reviews, all are soooooo positive !!! Waterboarding, impossible not to like it !!! "Alles Lachleute und Nettmenschen um mich herum" KOTZ.

06-08-14, 09:50 AM	#12
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Now remember Commander, you heard the mouse click the LIKE button...and I was never here. __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

06-08-14, 11:31 AM	#14
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,767 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	But why should this .. organisation .. follow you if you click the 'like' button ? I should think they only follow you if you do NOT click it ? Wait, this is a trick within a trick ! Since no one with a clear mind can really 'like' them, anyone who presses 'like' has to conceal something - and thus must be followed. Now it all makes sense.

06-10-14, 06:35 AM	#15
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Message from the CIA... Dear Steed and Catfish, We're watching what you're typing... as you type it. Go ahead and hit that like button. You know you want to. Pay no mind to the red dot on your forehead. __________________ Tomorrow never comes