CIA ready to chat
 

Quote:

CIA launches Twitter and Facebook accounts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27745005


We did not post a thing and you did not read any comments, in fact we were never here and you were paying your taxes like a good citizen you are. :shifty:

Already in excess of 200,000 followers.

Use your Little Orphan Annie decoder ring. Ring A.
 

:sunny:

Does this mean they'll post selfies of themselves at undisclosed renditions locations while waterboarding a "suspect"?...


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Oh yes, they could make a million dollar show out of it, YOU have to guess where it takes place, and when.

The winner gets a free one-way tour to Guantanamo.

Click on links to the CIA twitter and facebook accounts at your local library only and then make a run for it if a black Chevy suburban with antenna's drives up while you are still online :woot:

What's even better if you have a WLAN -
You can usually see other WLANs in your neighbourhood, but you can't (or shouldn't) log in there of course.

However you can name your local WLAN as you want, e.g. CIA surveillance van #73.

And then listen to your sudenly suspicious neighbours .. :O:

What do you do if you get a "friend request" from the CIA?...

...or if you are unwise enough not to "like" them?...


Damned if you do, damned if you don't....


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Well as you know those clever people invented the 'Like' button, but no 'dislike' or 'hate' one.

This is why Facebook is soooo positive !!!

Only positive reviews, all are soooooo positive !!!

Waterboarding, impossible not to like it !!!

"Alles Lachleute und Nettmenschen um mich herum"
:yeah::yeah::yeah::yeah::yeah::yeah::yeah:


KOTZ.

Not forgetting the unmarked helicopters over head. :har:

Now remember Commander, you heard the mouse click the LIKE button...and I was never here.

I'm always having a good chat with them about what type cheese topping should I have on my pizza and should you put ice in your beer. Some times they get a bit grumpy only the other night I rang the CIA and was told not now STEED we're cracking up with laughter at the LibDem results.

But why should this .. organisation .. follow you if you click the 'like' button ?

I should think they only follow you if you do NOT click it ?

Wait, this is a trick within a trick ! Since no one with a clear mind can really 'like' them, anyone who presses 'like' has to conceal something - and thus must be followed.

Now it all makes sense. :haha:

Message from the CIA...
 

Dear Steed and Catfish,

We're watching what you're typing...
as you type it.:hmmm:
Go ahead and hit that like button. You know you want to.
Pay no mind to the red dot on your forehead.:huh: