Republicans can be idiots too!

CaptainHaplo · 04-08-14, 04:36 PM

State legislator works to protect "chicken boxing"........

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014...cmp=latestnews

TarJak · 04-08-14, 04:45 PM

I went to KFC the other day and got a boxed chilcken. Can't see what the problem is.

Wolferz · 04-08-14, 08:20 PM

That ain't chicken boxing.

It's cock fighting. Usually to the death. Which gets the PETA folks wound up tighter than a banjo string. I once installed and certified a fire alarm system in a high tech cock fighting arena. They had a CCTV camera above the main pit so patrons could watch the fights while eating in the snack bar. It was open for business one night. Got busted for illegal gambling.

The owner thought he was being slick by calling it a Sportsmans club.

I got those dagger eyed looks when I stopped to ask directions to the place.

Oberon · 04-08-14, 08:31 PM

There are better things to waste money on than cock fighting. It's pretty barbaric, although to be honest chickens get a pretty bad deal in most of their roles in our society so I guess cock fighting is no different in that respect.

Better to stick to two guys slugging it out in the ring, I'd rather watch the thrilla in manila than two old cocks smashing at each other.

Wolferz · 04-08-14, 08:55 PM

Wait! What?
Chickens have roles in our society?
Like what, teaching some people how to strut and be Cock of the walk?

Barnyard fowl is food where I come from.

Farmer Brown dropped a new Rooster into his hen yard one day because his current Rooster was getting old. The new Rooster immediately runs up to the old Rooster and tells him to pack his bags and get out or die.
The old Rooster was a wily one and tells the new guy, Wait a second, I don't need much. Just a couple of hens and my roosting spot and you can have the rest. The new Rooster was full of piss and vinegar and refused the offer unequivocally. Get out NOW! The old fella said, tell you what. Let's race for it. Twice around the yard, winner take all. Just give me a couple fence posts head start. To which the new chicken agreed and they started the race. As the old Rooster rounded the first corner the new guy was catching up fast. By the second corner the new blood was almost on top of him. Approaching the third corner there was a horrific blast and the new Rooster was turned into feathers in the wind.
Farmer Brown sat down at the kitchen table in disgust after hanging the shotgun back on the wall and swears to his wife; "That's the third gay Rooster Clem has sold me this month!"

Oberon · 04-08-14, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Wait! What?
Chickens have roles in our society?
Like what, teaching some people how to strut and be Cock of the walk?

Must be, because there's plenty of Cocks about....

TarJak · 04-09-14, 03:17 AM

There's only one roll I want my chicken in. A bread roll.

Wolferz · 04-09-14, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

There's only one roll I want my chicken in. A bread roll.

Be careful not to bite into those razor spurs.

Wolferz · 04-09-14, 06:54 AM

I don't think ignorance is limited to any one political party or another.
They're all idiots.

Case in point... Sara Palin. Top of the class in the no brains or class department.

Joe Biden on the other side of the coin.

AVGWarhawk · 04-09-14, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Case in point... Sara Palin. Top of the class in the no brains or class department.

Come on. Anyone that can see the Russians from their front porch has my vote.

Jimbuna · 04-09-14, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

There's only one roll I want my chicken in. A bread roll.

Spring chicken, more tastier than an old cock I suspect

Wolferz · 04-09-14, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Spring chicken, more tastier than an old cock I suspect

I don't eat Rooster either.

Wolferz · 04-09-14, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Come on. Anyone that can see the Russians from their front porch has my vote.

On a clear day, she can see Miami.

Vote for her at your own peril if so inclined.

Platapus · 04-09-14, 04:47 PM

I think it is more a southern thing than a republican thing.

The south is... different.

CaptainHaplo · 04-09-14, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Come on. Anyone that can see the Russians from their front porch has my vote.

Considering that she never made any such claim. That whole thing came from Tina Fey doing a skit on SnL.....

04-08-14, 04:36 PM	#1
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Republicans can be idiots too! State legislator works to protect "chicken boxing"........ http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014...cmp=latestnews __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

04-08-14, 08:20 PM	#3
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	That ain't chicken boxing. It's cock fighting. Usually to the death. Which gets the PETA folks wound up tighter than a banjo string. I once installed and certified a fire alarm system in a high tech cock fighting arena. They had a CCTV camera above the main pit so patrons could watch the fights while eating in the snack bar. It was open for business one night. Got busted for illegal gambling. The owner thought he was being slick by calling it a Sportsmans club. I got those dagger eyed looks when I stopped to ask directions to the place. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-08-14, 08:55 PM	#5
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Wait! What? Chickens have roles in our society? Like what, teaching some people how to strut and be Cock of the walk? Barnyard fowl is food where I come from. Farmer Brown dropped a new Rooster into his hen yard one day because his current Rooster was getting old. The new Rooster immediately runs up to the old Rooster and tells him to pack his bags and get out or die. The old Rooster was a wily one and tells the new guy, Wait a second, I don't need much. Just a couple of hens and my roosting spot and you can have the rest. The new Rooster was full of piss and vinegar and refused the offer unequivocally. Get out NOW! The old fella said, tell you what. Let's race for it. Twice around the yard, winner take all. Just give me a couple fence posts head start. To which the new chicken agreed and they started the race. As the old Rooster rounded the first corner the new guy was catching up fast. By the second corner the new blood was almost on top of him. Approaching the third corner there was a horrific blast and the new Rooster was turned into feathers in the wind. Farmer Brown sat down at the kitchen table in disgust after hanging the shotgun back on the wall and swears to his wife; "That's the third gay Rooster Clem has sold me this month!" __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-09-14, 06:54 AM	#9
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I don't think ignorance is limited to any one political party or another. They're all idiots. Case in point... Sara Palin. Top of the class in the no brains or class department. Joe Biden on the other side of the coin. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I think it is more a southern thing than a republican thing. The south is... different. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-08-14, 04:45 PM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I went to KFC the other day and got a boxed chilcken. Can't see what the problem is.

04-08-14, 08:31 PM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	There are better things to waste money on than cock fighting. It's pretty barbaric, although to be honest chickens get a pretty bad deal in most of their roles in our society so I guess cock fighting is no different in that respect. Better to stick to two guys slugging it out in the ring, I'd rather watch the thrilla in manila than two old cocks smashing at each other.

04-09-14, 03:17 AM	#7
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	There's only one roll I want my chicken in. A bread roll.