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CaptainHaplo 04-08-14 04:36 PM

Republicans can be idiots too!
 
State legislator works to protect "chicken boxing"........

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014...cmp=latestnews

:har:

TarJak 04-08-14 04:45 PM

I went to KFC the other day and got a boxed chilcken. Can't see what the problem is. :D

Wolferz 04-08-14 08:20 PM

That ain't chicken boxing.:haha:
It's cock fighting. Usually to the death. Which gets the PETA folks wound up tighter than a banjo string. I once installed and certified a fire alarm system in a high tech cock fighting arena. They had a CCTV camera above the main pit so patrons could watch the fights while eating in the snack bar. It was open for business one night. Got busted for illegal gambling.:yep:

The owner thought he was being slick by calling it a Sportsmans club.:88)

I got those dagger eyed looks when I stopped to ask directions to the place.

Oberon 04-08-14 08:31 PM

There are better things to waste money on than cock fighting. It's pretty barbaric, although to be honest chickens get a pretty bad deal in most of their roles in our society so I guess cock fighting is no different in that respect.

Better to stick to two guys slugging it out in the ring, I'd rather watch the thrilla in manila than two old cocks smashing at each other.

Wolferz 04-08-14 08:55 PM

Wait! What?
Chickens have roles in our society?
Like what, teaching some people how to strut and be Cock of the walk?:haha:

Barnyard fowl is food where I come from.:03:

Farmer Brown dropped a new Rooster into his hen yard one day because his current Rooster was getting old. The new Rooster immediately runs up to the old Rooster and tells him to pack his bags and get out or die.
The old Rooster was a wily one and tells the new guy, Wait a second, I don't need much. Just a couple of hens and my roosting spot and you can have the rest. The new Rooster was full of piss and vinegar and refused the offer unequivocally. Get out NOW! The old fella said, tell you what. Let's race for it. Twice around the yard, winner take all. Just give me a couple fence posts head start. To which the new chicken agreed and they started the race. As the old Rooster rounded the first corner the new guy was catching up fast. By the second corner the new blood was almost on top of him. Approaching the third corner there was a horrific blast and the new Rooster was turned into feathers in the wind.
Farmer Brown sat down at the kitchen table in disgust after hanging the shotgun back on the wall and swears to his wife; "That's the third gay Rooster Clem has sold me this month!"

Oberon 04-08-14 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2195452)
Wait! What?
Chickens have roles in our society?
Like what, teaching some people how to strut and be Cock of the walk?:haha:

Must be, because there's plenty of Cocks about....

TarJak 04-09-14 03:17 AM

There's only one roll I want my chicken in. A bread roll.

Wolferz 04-09-14 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 2195556)
There's only one roll I want my chicken in. A bread roll.

Be careful not to bite into those razor spurs.:huh:

Wolferz 04-09-14 06:54 AM

I don't think ignorance is limited to any one political party or another.
They're all idiots.:yep:

Case in point... Sara Palin. Top of the class in the no brains or class department.:know:
Joe Biden on the other side of the coin.

AVGWarhawk 04-09-14 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2195617)

Case in point... Sara Palin. Top of the class in the no brains or class department.:know:


Come on. Anyone that can see the Russians from their front porch has my vote.

:shifty:

Jimbuna 04-09-14 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 2195556)
There's only one roll I want my chicken in. A bread roll.

Spring chicken, more tastier than an old cock I suspect :hmmm:

Wolferz 04-09-14 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2195681)
Spring chicken, more tastier than an old cock I suspect :hmmm:

I don't eat Rooster either.:O:

Wolferz 04-09-14 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 2195620)
Come on. Anyone that can see the Russians from their front porch has my vote.

:shifty:

On a clear day, she can see Miami.:haha:

Vote for her at your own peril if so inclined.:)

Platapus 04-09-14 04:47 PM

I think it is more a southern thing than a republican thing.

The south is... different.

CaptainHaplo 04-09-14 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 2195620)
Come on. Anyone that can see the Russians from their front porch has my vote.

:shifty:

Considering that she never made any such claim. That whole thing came from Tina Fey doing a skit on SnL.....


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