Whatcha........Cockney Bible.....Straight up.

Eisenwurst · 03-10-14, 03:59 AM

www.oocities.org/Axiom43/cockneybible.html

Love the Lord's Prayer.

Sailor Steve · 03-10-14, 09:06 AM

Very cool.

Love the endorsement from the ABoC himself.

Jimbuna · 03-10-14, 01:40 PM

Cockney Rhyming Slang

TarJak · 03-10-14, 02:40 PM

Cor blimey

nikimcbee · 03-10-14, 02:50 PM

So how would this be different from the Geordie Bible?

Jimbuna · 03-10-14, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

So how would this be different from the Geordie Bible?

Geordies are the true Brits, cockneys are a mix of everything that isn't British.

TarJak · 03-10-14, 04:21 PM

Cockney is recognisable as English. Geordie is not recognisable as a human language. Like.

Jimbuna · 03-10-14, 04:34 PM

Says someone of questionable descent

fireftr18 · 03-10-14, 05:18 PM

Gotta love translations like that. eisenwurst, I agree with on The Lord's Prayer.

TarJak · 03-10-14, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Says someone of questionable descent

I know who both my parents are. Which is more than can be said for the majority of Geordies

Eisenwurst · 03-10-14, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Gotta love translations like that. eisenwurst, I agree with on The Lord's Prayer.

Thanks. There's a lot of weird stuff in the "straight' Bible too. There's a verse that goes basically "if you haven't got an old fella you can't go into church". Not an exact quote but that's what it says.
Will look it up for you and post.

Here we go. 4 Deut. 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or has his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD".

Oberon · 03-10-14, 11:31 PM

Some strong language within:

Eisenwurst · 03-11-14, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

So how would this be different from the Geordie Bible?

Here you go almost :-

www.geordie.org.uk

Jimbuna · 03-11-14, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Some strong language within:

Go Big Yin

Tango589 · 03-11-14, 07:19 AM

Someone writing Revelations had a thing about harps:

Revelation 14:2

And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps

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Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,748 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Whatcha........Cockney Bible.....Straight up. www.oocities.org/Axiom43/cockneybible.html Love the Lord's Prayer. __________________

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Very cool. Love the endorsement from the ABoC himself. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Cockney Rhyming Slang __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	So how would this be different from the Geordie Bible? __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Says someone of questionable descent __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Cor blimey

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Cockney is recognisable as English. Geordie is not recognisable as a human language. Like.

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fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Gotta love translations like that. eisenwurst, I agree with on The Lord's Prayer. __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Some strong language within:

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Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Someone writing Revelations had a thing about harps: Revelation 14:2 And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...