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13 Worst States To Be A Burglar
Hey, I'm pretty ticked off, I thought Texas would have been one of them, if not #1
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Alabama 100 years!!
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Utah doesn't need tough burglary laws. We don't expect them to make it that far.
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Come to the UK our doors are always open, free tea and coffee with a slice of chocolate cake.
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. ![]() To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! ![]() |
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I guess your burglars have nothing to fear other than a truncheon or the occasional fireplace poker. ![]()
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. ![]() To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! ![]() |
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We use this sign....
![]() ![]() I won't waste ammo on a thieving scumbag but, by the time I'm done with him, he'll wish I had. Butt stroke to the head. Repeat as needed until no sign of life remains. Groin shots are just as effective. ![]()
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The dog is just the burglar alarm system. She's a bloody coward.
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While Nancy and I were in Hawaii, 3 people broke into our home and assaulted my Step-son and a friend.
They also tore up the house. They got 3 years hard time. What made it hard time was me contacting people and for a small donation? Nasty things happened to them. ![]() |
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Seriously kids: as in the other post on English jammy dodgers, the best defense is a well bribed yard sign from the local alarm service; tip the guy a $20 and put it up with a few motion detector lights; for diehards, a little 3/8 foil strip in the window or small alarm stickers will do as well, along with a blinking red light camera (fake) over the front porch..The banditos will move on to other easier pickings after they case the joint! WOLFERTZ! no shooting unless the hole is predug and you have two bags of quicklime! No tryer of fact,(juror) 6 months after the fact, ever sees it the way you saw it along your gunsight at the time you were seeing it. Jurisprudential Monday-morning quarterbacking at its worst! You'll just be the bad guy.
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In our county burglars get shot, survivors get shot again...
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NO TRESPASSING Survivors WILL be Prosecuted.
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DC isn't a state though?
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