Very lucky Tourist

eddie · 09-03-13, 01:59 PM

What's up with these crocs in Australia, they decided to go to war with humans!?! At least this guy survived, unlike the one who decided to swim in the Mary River. Can't imagine how scared you would be coming into range of one of these beasts!

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...an-island?lite

Jimbuna · 09-03-13, 02:11 PM

One of the best laxatives known to man

eddie · 09-03-13, 02:12 PM

Got that right Jim!

fireftr18 · 09-03-13, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

One of the best laxatives known to man

What, one of those giant Foster's?

Jimbuna · 09-03-13, 03:19 PM

Reminds me of an old shark joke.

Father shark was teaching his youngster how to attack a human...

Father: "Approach the human from the front son and swim just close enough to the surface so they can see the tip of your dorsal fin"

Son: "Okay dad, what next"?

Father: "Swim around them a few times getting closer each time"

Son: "Why not just swim straight up to them and eat them straight away, it would be quicker and you'd be using less energy"?

Father: "Do you know what human crap tastes like son"?

Son: "No dad"

Father: "Well it certainly doesn't taste as good as their flesh so I suggest you circle them a few times like I've already explained"

eddie · 09-03-13, 04:06 PM

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

TarJak · 09-03-13, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

Just getting them ready for the coming cricket season. I know the poms love swimming and sending them up to Darwin to do so might give our mob a chance to win back the Ashes.

eddie · 09-03-13, 11:13 PM

Jimbuna · 09-04-13, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by eddie

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

On the contrary...the riffraff are already ensconced there

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Just getting them ready for the coming cricket season. I know the poms love swimming and sending them up to Darwin to do so might give our mob a chance to win back the Ashes.

Just three months after the previous series...making a mockery of it imo

TarJak · 09-04-13, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

On the contrary...the riffraff are already ensconced there

Unlike Geordie Shore of course, no riff raff there 'n all:

Jimbuna · 09-04-13, 03:07 PM

Salt of the earth...he's watering the ground he walks on.

Stealhead · 09-04-13, 04:31 PM

Along the Nile river the hippos are the most dangerous animals.
Allow me to demonstrate.

09-03-13, 01:59 PM	#1
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Very lucky Tourist What's up with these crocs in Australia, they decided to go to war with humans!?! At least this guy survived, unlike the one who decided to swim in the Mary River. Can't imagine how scared you would be coming into range of one of these beasts! http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...an-island?lite

09-03-13, 02:11 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	One of the best laxatives known to man __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-03-13, 03:19 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Reminds me of an old shark joke. Father shark was teaching his youngster how to attack a human... Father: "Approach the human from the front son and swim just close enough to the surface so they can see the tip of your dorsal fin" Son: "Okay dad, what next"? Father: "Swim around them a few times getting closer each time" Son: "Why not just swim straight up to them and eat them straight away, it would be quicker and you'd be using less energy"? Father: "Do you know what human crap tastes like son"? Son: "No dad" Father: "Well it certainly doesn't taste as good as their flesh so I suggest you circle them a few times like I've already explained" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-04-13, 03:07 PM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Salt of the earth...he's watering the ground he walks on. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Got that right Jim!

09-03-13, 04:06 PM	#6
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

09-03-13, 11:13 PM	#8
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0

09-04-13, 04:31 PM	#12
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Along the Nile river the hippos are the most dangerous animals. Allow me to demonstrate.