Never marry an American woman.

garren · 07-23-13, 10:10 PM

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Entitled.

CaptainHaplo · 07-23-13, 10:21 PM

You could have stopped with the second word in the title and gotten it right...

Never Marry.

Something this guy has apparently learned the hard way.

Marriage is a wonderful institution.
I don't care how wonderful one is, I never want to be put into an institution.

garren · 07-23-13, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHaplo

You could have stopped with the second word in the title and gotten it right...

Never Marry.

Something this guy has apparently learned the hard way.

Marriage is a wonderful institution.
I don't care how wonderful one is, I never want to be put into an institution.

Yeah, you got a point. Why would a man ever want to settle down with one chick anyways? Aren't we as men supposed to be like bees and pollenate all the fertile flowers by going from one to another? Seems like a lot of bees get themselves entangled in those Venus flytraps.

CaptainHaplo · 07-23-13, 10:44 PM

Poly - the lifestyle that few women can deal with and only a rare man can successfully navigate. Ok I really should not get on that topic - though it is one I often to discuss in certain circles locally.

garren · 07-23-13, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHaplo

Poly - the lifestyle that few women can deal with and only a rare man can successfully navigate. Ok I really should not get on that topic - though it is one I often to discuss in certain circles locally.

With the current family laws polygamy would be worse for a man. Think of all the child support payments and alimony payments to support multiple divorces...

Would be better to just remain single, freeze some of your sperm, get a vasectomy and just be a player. That or just pay for a prostitute. A lot cheaper than marriage by far. Prostitution and marriage are the same thing really, ones just short term and the other is long term. Can't be with a woman unless you pay.

Wow! Check this guy out... LOL!

Oberon · 07-23-13, 11:15 PM

Someone's bored tonight, shouldn't you Americans be in bed by now so the quieter European shift can start?

I feel sorry for Jim having to clear all this up every morning.

07-23-13, 10:10 PM	#1
garren In the Brig Join Date: May 2011 Location: Half-way to Hell Posts: 366 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Never marry an American woman. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013...raining-order/ Entitled.

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CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	You could have stopped with the second word in the title and gotten it right... Never Marry. Something this guy has apparently learned the hard way. Marriage is a wonderful institution. I don't care how wonderful one is, I never want to be put into an institution. __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

07-23-13, 10:44 PM	#4
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Poly - the lifestyle that few women can deal with and only a rare man can successfully navigate. Ok I really should not get on that topic - though it is one I often to discuss in certain circles locally. __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

07-23-13, 11:15 PM	#6
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Someone's bored tonight, shouldn't you Americans be in bed by now so the quieter European shift can start? I feel sorry for Jim having to clear all this up every morning.