The IFH (Balz)

Brag · 06-08-13, 06:26 AM

With satisfaction, Balz picked up the last of the personnel folders. In a few minutes he would take a well deserved nap before getting underway. "Bernaaad," he called.and marked the leave request approved.

Bernard walked up to the officers' nook.
"Take these to the flotilla office and tell them we'll get underway at 1599 hours."
"Jawhol, Herr Kaleun. As soon as I get my bicycle clips."
"Did you get a bicycle?"
"No, Herr Kaleun."
"Then why the clips?"
"I¡¨ll show you." Bernard left and returned a few seconds later "First I tuck in my trousers into my socks, then I secure them with a bicycle clip on both legs, then I tighten my belt."
"Fascinating," Balz said. "Now tell me why go with this routine when you are not going by bicycle?"
Bernard twirled in place. "This way my trousers become inflatable fhart holders.

Sailor Steve · 06-08-13, 07:51 AM

Woohoo! The great and mighty Balz is back! Unfortunately the dense and lowly Bernard is with him. Now, where did I put my tea cozy? Can't read the Great One's adventures without it!

VONHARRIS · 06-08-13, 08:28 AM

A new story! Great!

desertstriker · 06-08-13, 10:51 AM

good story

HW3 · 06-08-13, 11:13 AM

Herr-Berbunch · 06-08-13, 04:03 PM

So glad you're back, I've missed your Balz.

My tea cosy is donned awaiting the following installments.

06-08-13, 06:26 AM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	The IFH (Balz) With satisfaction, Balz picked up the last of the personnel folders. In a few minutes he would take a well deserved nap before getting underway. "Bernaaad," he called.and marked the leave request approved. Bernard walked up to the officers' nook. "Take these to the flotilla office and tell them we'll get underway at 1599 hours." "Jawhol, Herr Kaleun. As soon as I get my bicycle clips." "Did you get a bicycle?" "No, Herr Kaleun." "Then why the clips?" "I¡¨ll show you." Bernard left and returned a few seconds later "First I tuck in my trousers into my socks, then I secure them with a bicycle clip on both legs, then I tighten my belt." "Fascinating," Balz said. "Now tell me why go with this routine when you are not going by bicycle?" Bernard twirled in place. "This way my trousers become inflatable fhart holders. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

06-08-13, 07:51 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Woohoo! The great and mighty Balz is back! Unfortunately the dense and lowly Bernard is with him. Now, where did I put my tea cozy? Can't read the Great One's adventures without it! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-08-13, 11:13 AM	#5
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,574 Downloads: 458 Uploads: 0	__________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

06-08-13, 04:03 PM	#6
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	So glad you're back, I've missed your Balz. My tea cosy is donned awaiting the following installments. __________________

06-08-13, 08:28 AM	#3
VONHARRIS Konteradmiral Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Greece Posts: 1,992 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 0	A new story! Great!

06-08-13, 10:51 AM	#4
desertstriker Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2012 Location: mod soup bar and grill Posts: 1,756 Downloads: 998 Uploads: 0	good story