Man arrested for having sex with an ambulance

fireftr18 · 02-19-13, 09:02 PM

AVGWarhawk · 02-19-13, 09:11 PM

Well, I guess it is safe sex if the vehicle is not moving.

fithah4 · 02-19-13, 09:37 PM

Was the said victum wailing?????

Feuer Frei! · 02-19-13, 09:38 PM

Maybe, just maybe this drunk guy 'drives' this ambulance better than his sober wife

Cybermat47 · 02-19-13, 10:48 PM

What in the... what... WHAT?!

the_tyrant · 02-19-13, 11:06 PM

You sure its not a typo? Shouldn't it be in?

*after reading*

Mind, BLOOOWWWN!

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 11:15 PM

Lots of good puns in their comments section.

Personally, I find this sort of thing a little too clinical.

Red October1984 · 02-19-13, 11:30 PM

WTF?

frau kaleun · 02-19-13, 11:42 PM

Please, have some pity for the poor man. Clearly he was bewitched by the dulcet tones of her enchanting siren song...

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 11:45 PM

She said "Faster, faster, the lights are turning red!"

Reece · 02-20-13, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

She said "Faster, faster, the lights are turning red!"

CaptainMattJ. · 02-20-13, 12:18 AM

I hope he wore a condom, Who knows how many people that ambulance has been with.

Cybermat47 · 02-20-13, 02:47 AM

Must have been the red-and-blue light district.

donna52522 · 02-20-13, 02:54 AM

You want to know the worst part?........I was standing next to him, and he still chose the ambulance.

Mork_417 · 02-20-13, 03:53 AM

WoW.

02-19-13, 09:02 PM	#1
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Man arrested for having sex with an ambulance http://now.msn.com/callum-ward-sente...with-ambulance __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

02-19-13, 09:11 PM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Well, I guess it is safe sex if the vehicle is not moving. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-19-13, 09:38 PM	#4
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Maybe, just maybe this drunk guy 'drives' this ambulance better than his sober wife __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

02-19-13, 10:48 PM	#5
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	What in the... what... WHAT?! __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

02-19-13, 11:06 PM	#6
the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	You sure its not a typo? Shouldn't it be in? after reading Mind, BLOOOWWWN! __________________ My own open source project on Sourceforge OTP.net KGB grade encryption for the rest of us

02-19-13, 09:37 PM	#3
fithah4 Torpedoman Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 116 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Was the said victum wailing?????

02-19-13, 11:15 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Lots of good puns in their comments section. Personally, I find this sort of thing a little too clinical. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-19-13, 11:30 PM	#8
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	WTF? __________________

02-19-13, 11:42 PM	#9
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Please, have some pity for the poor man. Clearly he was bewitched by the dulcet tones of her enchanting siren song...

02-19-13, 11:45 PM	#10
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	She said "Faster, faster, the lights are turning red!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-20-13, 12:18 AM	#12
CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	I hope he wore a condom, Who knows how many people that ambulance has been with. __________________ A popular Government without popular information nor the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives - James Madison

02-20-13, 02:47 AM	#13
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Must have been the red-and-blue light district. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

02-20-13, 02:54 AM	#14
donna52522 Lady Mariner Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 544 Downloads: 225 Uploads: 0	You want to know the worst part?........I was standing next to him, and he still chose the ambulance. __________________

02-20-13, 03:53 AM	#15
Mork_417 Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: DB-15 Posts: 851 Downloads: 263 Uploads: 0	WoW. __________________ Heading to AM49.(U-553)