You can rest easy Canada...........

eddie · 09-19-12, 12:49 PM

We are not going to invade!

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...de-canada?lite

Herr-Berbunch · 09-19-12, 12:53 PM

Well if it's a secret they're obviously going to deny it.

soopaman2 · 09-19-12, 01:06 PM

Maybe they got confused after playing Fallout 3, and thought our invasion of Canada to secure Alaska from the Chinese was a real threat?

Maybe you guys should have let us pass through!

vienna · 09-19-12, 01:18 PM

Not so fast...

It seems someone is stealing Canada one bit at a time:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/31...-syrup-stolen/

http://www.minyanville.com/trading-a.../2012/id/43666

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Well if it's a secret they're obviously going to deny it.

All I'm saying to the Canadians is, if you see someone in a sombrero or someone who looks like a "tourist" from the US, watch out for your your holdings...

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Jimbuna · 09-19-12, 01:26 PM

Having read the article it's possible it might be Mexico and not the US

Sailor Steve · 09-19-12, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Having read the article it's possible it might be Mexico and not the US

So, we should revel in our illegal visitors, because they're really just passing through on the way north?

COOL!

09-19-12, 01:51 PM

It is a sneaky ploy to try and lull the Canadian military into a false sense of security.

Jimbuna · 09-19-12, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

So, we should revel in our illegal visitors, because they're really just passing through on the way north?

COOL!

Call it 'expansion of ones empire'

vienna · 09-19-12, 01:54 PM

...and, thus, it began...

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u crank · 09-19-12, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman

It is a sneaky ploy to try and lull the Canadian military into a false sense of security.

Yer kiddin', right.

Platapus · 09-19-12, 06:51 PM

Hate to tell ya, but yeah, we do have a plan on invading Canada. We have such a plan for every country in the world. It is called contingency planning and we have entire units that do nothing but this type of planning.

Of course having a contingency plan does not mean that we ever hope to implement it. But the plan is there and updated.

August · 09-19-12, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Hate to tell ya, but yeah, we do have a plan on invading Canada. We have such a plan for every country in the world. It is called contingency planning and we have entire units that do nothing but this type of planning.

Of course having a contingency plan does not mean that we ever hope to implement it. But the plan is there and updated.

Don't most of those plans detail what went wrong during any previous attempts to invade? That'd sure make some interesting reading!

U570 · 09-20-12, 01:10 AM

I want to see the Canadian contingency plan.
What went wrong: Didn't starve the population.
What needs doing: Steal all the maple syrup.

August · 09-20-12, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by U570

I want to see the Canadian contingency plan.
What went wrong: Didn't starve the population.
What needs doing: Steal all the maple syrup.

Yeah and don't put your troops on a death march across Maine and expect the survivors to do the job you sent them to do.

Penguin · 09-20-12, 08:54 AM

Nobody said that they US won't invade. The speaker just said that that there are no secret plans - which are not needed because the plan's already out in the open:http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/139580

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eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	You can rest easy Canada........... We are not going to invade! http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...de-canada?lite __________________ Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me. Al Capone

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Well if it's a secret they're obviously going to deny it. __________________

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Maybe they got confused after playing Fallout 3, and thought our invasion of Canada to secure Alaska from the Chinese was a real threat? Maybe you guys should have let us pass through! __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Having read the article it's possible it might be Mexico and not the US __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Tribesman Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	It is a sneaky ploy to try and lull the Canadian military into a false sense of security.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Hate to tell ya, but yeah, we do have a plan on invading Canada. We have such a plan for every country in the world. It is called contingency planning and we have entire units that do nothing but this type of planning. Of course having a contingency plan does not mean that we ever hope to implement it. But the plan is there and updated. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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U570 Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 867 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	I want to see the Canadian contingency plan. What went wrong: Didn't starve the population. What needs doing: Steal all the maple syrup. __________________ "Submariners are a bunch of intelligent misfits that somehow seem to get along, understand each other and work well together"- Anon

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Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Nobody said that they US won't invade. The speaker just said that that there are no secret plans - which are not needed because the plan's already out in the open:http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/139580