Subsim Musicians Thread

Lord_magerius · 05-11-10, 01:43 PM

Just thought I'd see if this would work on here, any musicians out there post your stuff or your bands pages in here so the rest of the community can enjoy

I suppose I'd better go first, mostly classical covers though there's a couple of melodic death metal tracks on there. Will be getting round to having my own stuff up very soon. Most of the earlier stuff is lower quality as it was done on my old system

http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp...=701656&T=5790

Buddahaid · 05-11-10, 02:56 PM

Cool! I'll chime in next.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/avalon-rising/

Torvald Von Mansee · 05-11-10, 03:18 PM

My fingers are too stubby for me to be an effective instrumentalist

Lord_magerius · 05-11-10, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Torvald Von Mansee

My fingers are too stubby for me to be an effective instrumentalist

Learn to play the drums then

Sailor Steve · 05-11-10, 05:06 PM

Mine is in my sig.

Also on YouTube. Type in Monkey Rum.

DarkFish · 05-11-10, 05:40 PM

Don't play any instruments myself I'm afraid...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_magerius

I suppose I'd better go first, mostly classical covers though there's a couple of melodic death metal tracks on there. Will be getting round to having my own stuff up very soon. Most of the earlier stuff is lower quality as it was done on my old system

http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp...=701656&T=5790

I like the metal ones (well, of course I do, I'm not a metalhead for no reason

)
Still, I must ask, are the guitars real? they sound kind of ...funny... to me, especially the lead guitar
But if they are midi voices, that distorted guitar would definitely be the best midi guitar voice I've ever heard

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Mine is in my sig.

Also on YouTube. Type in Monkey Rum.

and it's a good band too

Don't know if I've said it before, but to me it sounds slightly like Black Sabbath... Anyway a bit like the pioneering metal of the 70s with still a bit of its blues rock roots left...
Good music, that's for sure

Lord_magerius · 05-11-10, 05:42 PM

The guitars are real, In Roswell 47 that was made using my old set up so the quality is quite low. A coming race, the guitars are heavily edited in the original, tried getting as close as I could with same crappy old set up.

Edit: just thought to add, post song, band, tour updates in here as well

Edit edit: just thought the most recent ones on there are Ohne Dich, Mutter and Adagio for strings. The rest were done on my old setup. Forgot to mention the two metal ones were on my old system

Please don't let me hold you all up with my edits

DarkFish · 05-11-10, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_magerius

The guitars are real, In Roswell 47 that was made using my old set up so the quality is quite low. A coming race, the guitars are heavily edited in the original, tried getting as close as I could with same crappy old set up.
[...]
Forgot to mention the two metal ones were on my old system

ah then that'll be the reason I guess

Except for the low quality they sound good though

frau kaleun · 05-11-10, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_magerius

Learn to play the drums then

*raises hand*

Can we tell drummer jokes here?

I'll start:

How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

What's the last thing a drummer says to his bandmates?
"Hey, guys, I wrote some songs!"

What do you call a drummer with a pager?
An optimist.

Those of you who are drummers, please feel free to insert "bass player" in place of "drummer."

Lord_magerius · 05-11-10, 06:54 PM

I play all three, but you still can't beat a good drummer joke

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth

How can you tell when a drummer is at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in

Reminds me of my days at college too, during classes where we'd be discussing intricacies of certain songs, we'd usually tell the drummers to f*ck off outside and go and hit things.... your not a musician if you hit things for a living, your a chav!.... etc...

frau kaleun · 05-11-10, 07:14 PM

In the interest of fairness, a bass player joke:

It was a big night for the local band. A record exec from a major label was standing just offstage, watching them play for their biggest audience ever. And everything was going perfectly - the sound was flawless, the crowd was enthusiastic, and when they strutted back onstage for their third encore of the evening they could see the exec smiling his greasy corporate grin and giving them a big thumbs up from backstage.

"That's it," the lead singer thought. "We have finally hit the big time. I'm gonna have more money than I can imagine, tour the world, and make love to all the women I want. It's gonna be fantastic."

"That's it," the lead guitarist was also thinking. "We are gonna be rock stars. I'll have the biggest mansion I can find, drive all the fastest cars, and live like a king. This is gonna be awesome."

The drummer was grinning to himself as well as he launched the band into their final number. "That's it, I just know it," he told himself. "I'm gonna be living the high life, drinking the most expensive booze, taking all the best drugs, and trashing the finest hotels. Nothing can stop us now."

Meanwhile, the bass player's face was a model of intense concentration. "That's it," he thought to himself, sweat pouring off his brow. "Thumb on A... pinky on C... middle finger on G..."

Lord_magerius · 05-11-10, 07:17 PM

Count Morknar endorses this!

Platapus · 05-11-10, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

I had never heard that one before, but I will gladly steal it and spread it around.

frau kaleun · 05-11-10, 07:42 PM

What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do you say to a drummer in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."

A bass player and a drummer are driving out through the country late one afternoon when their Microbus overheats and stalls. Trapped in the middle of nowhere, the bass player and the drummer walk through a large field up to the steps of a quaint farmhouse. The farmer walks out on the porch, followed by his very attractive daughter, and asks, "Can I help you boys?"

The drummer says, "Yeah, our car broke down. Can we use your phone to call a tow truck?"

The farmer replies, "Well, I don't have a phone and the nearest mechanic is in town about a hundred miles away. I could take you boys in the morning if you don't mind waiting till then."

"I guess that's all we can do," says the bass player, staring at the daughter. "Do you have somewhere we can stay?"

"Well," the farmer replies, "I only have two beds in the house: one is mine and one is my daughter's. You could sleep in with her if that's okay with you."

"That would be fine," the bass player answers immediately.

That night, the drummer and the bass player are both in bed with the daughter. She rolls over to them and says, "Hey, you guys wanna have some fun?" They look at each other and say, "Yeah, why not?"

"Okay then," the girl says, "but put these on so I don't get pregnant."

Three weeks later, the drummer and the bass player are back home jamming in their garage. The bass player turns to the drummer and says, "Hey, do you really care if that girl gets pregnant?"

The drummer replies, "No, I guess not."

The bass player says, "Good, neither do I. I'm gonna take this damn thing off!"

Lord_magerius · 05-11-10, 08:09 PM

Run away.... or continue posting your stuff

05-11-10, 01:43 PM	#1
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Subsim Musicians Thread Just thought I'd see if this would work on here, any musicians out there post your stuff or your bands pages in here so the rest of the community can enjoy I suppose I'd better go first, mostly classical covers though there's a couple of melodic death metal tracks on there. Will be getting round to having my own stuff up very soon. Most of the earlier stuff is lower quality as it was done on my old system http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp...=701656&T=5790

05-11-10, 02:56 PM	#2
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Cool! I'll chime in next. http://new.music.yahoo.com/avalon-rising/ __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

05-11-10, 03:18 PM	#3
Torvald Von Mansee Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CA4528 Posts: 1,693 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	My fingers are too stubby for me to be an effective instrumentalist __________________ "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" - Leon Trotsky

05-11-10, 05:06 PM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Mine is in my sig. Also on YouTube. Type in Monkey Rum. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-11-10, 05:42 PM	#7
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	The guitars are real, In Roswell 47 that was made using my old set up so the quality is quite low. A coming race, the guitars are heavily edited in the original, tried getting as close as I could with same crappy old set up. Edit: just thought to add, post song, band, tour updates in here as well Edit edit: just thought the most recent ones on there are Ohne Dich, Mutter and Adagio for strings. The rest were done on my old setup. Forgot to mention the two metal ones were on my old system Please don't let me hold you all up with my edits

05-11-10, 06:54 PM	#10
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	I play all three, but you still can't beat a good drummer joke How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth How can you tell when a drummer is at the door? He doesn't know when to come in Reminds me of my days at college too, during classes where we'd be discussing intricacies of certain songs, we'd usually tell the drummers to f*ck off outside and go and hit things.... your not a musician if you hit things for a living, your a chav!.... etc...

05-11-10, 07:14 PM	#11
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	In the interest of fairness, a bass player joke: It was a big night for the local band. A record exec from a major label was standing just offstage, watching them play for their biggest audience ever. And everything was going perfectly - the sound was flawless, the crowd was enthusiastic, and when they strutted back onstage for their third encore of the evening they could see the exec smiling his greasy corporate grin and giving them a big thumbs up from backstage. "That's it," the lead singer thought. "We have finally hit the big time. I'm gonna have more money than I can imagine, tour the world, and make love to all the women I want. It's gonna be fantastic." "That's it," the lead guitarist was also thinking. "We are gonna be rock stars. I'll have the biggest mansion I can find, drive all the fastest cars, and live like a king. This is gonna be awesome." The drummer was grinning to himself as well as he launched the band into their final number. "That's it, I just know it," he told himself. "I'm gonna be living the high life, drinking the most expensive booze, taking all the best drugs, and trashing the finest hotels. Nothing can stop us now." Meanwhile, the bass player's face was a model of intense concentration. "That's it," he thought to himself, sweat pouring off his brow. "Thumb on A... pinky on C... middle finger on G..."

05-11-10, 07:17 PM	#12
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Count Morknar endorses this!

05-11-10, 07:42 PM	#14
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless. What do you say to a drummer in a three piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise." A bass player and a drummer are driving out through the country late one afternoon when their Microbus overheats and stalls. Trapped in the middle of nowhere, the bass player and the drummer walk through a large field up to the steps of a quaint farmhouse. The farmer walks out on the porch, followed by his very attractive daughter, and asks, "Can I help you boys?" The drummer says, "Yeah, our car broke down. Can we use your phone to call a tow truck?" The farmer replies, "Well, I don't have a phone and the nearest mechanic is in town about a hundred miles away. I could take you boys in the morning if you don't mind waiting till then." "I guess that's all we can do," says the bass player, staring at the daughter. "Do you have somewhere we can stay?" "Well," the farmer replies, "I only have two beds in the house: one is mine and one is my daughter's. You could sleep in with her if that's okay with you." "That would be fine," the bass player answers immediately. That night, the drummer and the bass player are both in bed with the daughter. She rolls over to them and says, "Hey, you guys wanna have some fun?" They look at each other and say, "Yeah, why not?" "Okay then," the girl says, "but put these on so I don't get pregnant." Three weeks later, the drummer and the bass player are back home jamming in their garage. The bass player turns to the drummer and says, "Hey, do you really care if that girl gets pregnant?" The drummer replies, "No, I guess not." The bass player says, "Good, neither do I. I'm gonna take this damn thing off!"

05-11-10, 08:09 PM	#15
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Run away.... or continue posting your stuff