U.S. announces diplomatic breakthrough with North Korea

Krauter · 03-01-12, 12:15 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/u-...152331635.html

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U.S. announces diplomatic breakthrough with North Korea: North Korea Agrees to Implement a Moratorium on Long-range Missile Launches, Nuclear Tests and Nuclear Activities at Yongbyon in Exchange for 240,000 Metric Tons of Food

TLAM Strike · 03-01-12, 12:32 AM

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Moratorium on Long-range Missile Launches, Nuclear Tests and Nuclear Activities at Yongbyon in Exchange for 240,000 Metric Tons of Food

But what happens when the Ginormous Comrade finishes lunch? How many Metric Tons will he demand for dinner?

soopaman2 · 03-01-12, 01:18 AM

Same formula as before with Daddy Kim.

Give it 9 months and they will start again, with threats, and missile testing, followed by talks, and a "deal" usually involving us feeding them.

Rinse and repeat...

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

03-01-12, 03:29 AM

Didn't this happen before? ,and they just kept on doing what they were doing ,then spat the dummy when they got called on it..can't see this ending any differently!

Torplexed · 03-01-12, 06:29 AM

This comic routine is geting old.

Skybird · 03-01-12, 07:15 AM

I was bored and made some fun and searched the web a bit for the better part of half an hour. What I found, is this: from 2011 back to 1995, where I stopped the search, there always were at least two times a year (sometimes even three) when the media said the US announced to have acchieved a major breakthrough in diplomatic relations with North Korea.

Amazing.

I think ties between North Korea and the US are the most successful ones in all global diplomacy happening. They really must be the closest and best friends by now, no doubt. Not even the often-celebrated "special relationship" with Britain scores so many breakthrough-headlines and high compliments that often.

MH · 03-01-12, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

I think ties between North Korea and the US are the most successful ones in all global diplomacy happening. They really must be the closest and best friends by now, no doubt. Not even the often-celebrated "special relationship" with Britain scores so many breakthrough-headlines and high compliments that often.

In politics goldfish memory is priceless.

Ducimus · 03-01-12, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

But what happens when the Ginormous Comrade finishes lunch? How many Metric Tons will he demand for dinner?

That's good!

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

This comic routine is geting old.

And that, is so very true. DPRK will "misbehave" again in the future. They only play ball long enough to get what they want.

Reece · 03-01-12, 06:12 PM

Sir, the next shipment of pies has arrived!!!

Jimbuna · 03-02-12, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

Same formula as before with Daddy Kim.

Give it 9 months and they will start again, with threats, and missile testing, followed by talks, and a "deal" usually involving us feeding them.

Rinse and repeat...

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Very true

Jimbuna · 03-02-12, 06:38 AM

Sir, this time they've also included a side serving of fries as well.

03-02-12, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Sir, this time they've also included a side serving of fries as well.

"There Better be Sauce with those fries or all bets are Off"

krashkart · 03-02-12, 06:20 PM

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U.S. announces diplomatic breakthrough with North Korea: North Korea Agrees to Implement a Moratorium on Long-range Missile Launches, Nuclear Tests and Nuclear Activities at Yongbyon in Exchange for 240,000 Metric Tons of Food

Wait... wasn't there a concession similar to this one ten years ago or so? Did that ever pan out?

I think NK is just mucking around again, TBH.

EDIT: I see this was already brought up. Sorry for the redundancy.

Reece · 03-02-12, 06:50 PM

That's ok mate, have some pie!

krashkart · 03-02-12, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Reece

That's ok mate, have some pie!

I see that Kim Jong Reece is up to his same old tricks again.

Something must be done to stop him, before he takes Chicago!

*DUN DUN DUHN!*

*MAP policy ensues...

* Mutually Assured Pie

03-01-12, 01:18 AM	#3
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Same formula as before with Daddy Kim. Give it 9 months and they will start again, with threats, and missile testing, followed by talks, and a "deal" usually involving us feeding them. Rinse and repeat... Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

03-01-12, 07:15 AM	#6
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,603 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I was bored and made some fun and searched the web a bit for the better part of half an hour. What I found, is this: from 2011 back to 1995, where I stopped the search, there always were at least two times a year (sometimes even three) when the media said the US announced to have acchieved a major breakthrough in diplomatic relations with North Korea. Amazing. I think ties between North Korea and the US are the most successful ones in all global diplomacy happening. They really must be the closest and best friends by now, no doubt. Not even the often-celebrated "special relationship" with Britain scores so many breakthrough-headlines and high compliments that often. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

03-01-12, 06:12 PM	#9
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Sir, the next shipment of pies has arrived!!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-02-12, 06:38 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sir, this time they've also included a side serving of fries as well. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-02-12, 06:50 PM	#14
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	That's ok mate, have some pie! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-01-12, 03:29 AM	#4
darius359au Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Didn't this happen before? ,and they just kept on doing what they were doing ,then spat the dummy when they got called on it..can't see this ending any differently!

03-01-12, 06:29 AM	#5
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	This comic routine is geting old.