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06-14-11, 09:21 AM
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Navy Seal
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You are offered $1 Million Dollars, now go forth and invent something!
The title says it all Kaleuns.
Be creative, be crazy, be all that you wanted to be! A mad Inventor! The weirder the better! How's about the Un -Toaster? A toaster that makes toast into bread? Or, a Windows OS that isn't crap? 
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06-14-11, 09:40 AM
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Eternal Patrol
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A Time Machine. 1 million wouldn't be enough, though in the movie 'Primer' they did it with a few gadgets lying around in the garage. The time machine would have to be able to go into the future not the past. 500 yrs from now what would the world be like? Well you did say be crazy.
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06-14-11, 10:27 AM
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Navy Seal
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Well depends on what you believe in 
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06-14-11, 11:42 AM
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Weps
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Oreo-flavored onion dip!
Gravity-enhanced elevator! Wind-powered oscillating fan! Dolphin-safe fly-casting rod! Self-leveling pool float! Hands-free dental drill! Chew-able wax shoestrings! Twenty-five hour sloth eliminator! Spring-loaded knife sharpener! Hyphen-free compound modifier reducer! Disposable recycle bins! Collapsible cupcake trays! Retractable hair extenders! More when the check clears. |
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06-14-11, 11:45 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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An engine that ran on water.
(and no, not a steam engine)
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06-14-11, 12:53 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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A microwave air conditioner.
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06-14-11, 02:25 PM
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headache enhancer to help drinkers everywhere, that's gotta sell
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06-14-11, 02:27 PM
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now  
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06-14-11, 02:34 PM
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Lucky Jack
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06-14-11, 03:08 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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06-14-11, 07:49 PM
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Fleet Admiral
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A time machine? Didn't you already invent that next year?
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06-14-11, 07:51 PM
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Seasoned Skipper
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Well played...
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06-14-11, 10:32 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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Agreed, excellent observation.
Actually I have a friend who went back in time and killed the man who invented the time machine, which is why we don't have it anymore.
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06-14-11, 10:39 PM
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Navy Seal
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I would invent:
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... In other words this: 
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06-14-11, 10:42 PM
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Navy Seal
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I wouldn't need to invent anything since I've helped my (occasional) job at a software startup patent a couple of things already. If I got a million dollars, I would just invest it in stuff we already invented and hire everybody who we wanted to have but still can't afford for our projects
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