Zhirinovsky Threatens to Destroy the World Using Secret "Tsunami-WMD"

kiwi_2005 · 05-16-11, 10:48 PM

Zhirinovsky - A speaker of the house - spills the beans on Georgian TV

Torplexed · 05-16-11, 10:56 PM

He would have sounded so much hipper if he had threatened to use "Tsunami-Fu."

Must be the same glorious earthquake weapon Hugo Chavez claims the US was aiming at him, but accidentally hit Hati with instead.

CCIP · 05-16-11, 10:58 PM

Well now, he's been making these claims for at least 10 years. And last time he also threatened to, ahem, have a platoon of Russian troops "service" Condoleeza Rice. If you know what I mean

TLAM Strike · 05-16-11, 11:02 PM

I just looked him up on Wikipedia...

This guy would make a great Bond villain...

Torplexed · 05-16-11, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

This guy would make a great Bond villain...

"I will cover the earth with liquid hot mag--ma."

FIREWALL · 05-16-11, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torplexed

He would have sounded so much hipper if he had threatened to use "Tsunami-Fu."

Must be the same glorious earthquake weapon Hugo Chavez claims the US was aiming at him, but accidentally hit Hati with instead.

Both are fruit cocktail. And should be served in a Nuthouse.

nikimcbee · 05-17-11, 12:00 AM

When I was in Moscow, I got to see him in person in the Duma.

We need to do a cultural exchange: Trade pelosi for Zhirinovsky.
If I recall, he wanted to insitute poligamy in Russia to boost the population(?)

Atleast he's entertaining.

Hottentot · 05-17-11, 01:51 AM

Ah, memories. I spent a short time in the army and remember vividly the lecture where I heard of this guy for the first time. There was this officer who seemed to genuinely believe, that Zhirinovsky is a proof that Russia is going to attack Finland right tomorrow and that everyone in Russian politics is just like him. Or if he didn't believe it, then he should have quit his job in the army and seek new one in a theatre.

I can't remember when I have laughed as much as when I got my first leave and dug up some more information of this man. The memory still makes me chuckle.

krashkart · 05-17-11, 03:12 AM

"Elipton"? Does he mean to say that he will spam us with instant tea?

Betonov · 05-17-11, 03:24 AM

I would never thought that a tsunami is a quiet method of destruction

CCIP · 05-17-11, 04:24 AM

...and when not making parliamentaries, journalists and other people facepalm, he also moonlights as a rapper:

(the song is basically a hilariously stupid anti-AIDS/safe sex PSA)

papa_smurf · 05-17-11, 04:57 AM

He sounds a bit like this character towards the end:

Betonov · 05-17-11, 07:06 AM

Gee Zhirinovsky, what do you want to do tonight ??
The same thing we do every night Medvedjev, try and take over the world

Oberon · 05-17-11, 07:58 AM

Aaah, fantastic. Every nation has one.

Betonov · 05-17-11, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Aaah, fantastic. Every nation has one.

We have 2

05-16-11, 10:48 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Zhirinovsky Threatens to Destroy the World Using Secret "Tsunami-WMD" Zhirinovsky - A speaker of the house - spills the beans on Georgian TV __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	He would have sounded so much hipper if he had threatened to use "Tsunami-Fu." Must be the same glorious earthquake weapon Hugo Chavez claims the US was aiming at him, but accidentally hit Hati with instead. __________________ --Mobilis in Mobili--

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CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Well now, he's been making these claims for at least 10 years. And last time he also threatened to, ahem, have a platoon of Russian troops "service" Condoleeza Rice. If you know what I mean __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	I just looked him up on Wikipedia... This guy would make a great Bond villain... __________________

05-17-11, 12:00 AM	#7
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	When I was in Moscow, I got to see him in person in the Duma. We need to do a cultural exchange: Trade pelosi for Zhirinovsky. If I recall, he wanted to insitute poligamy in Russia to boost the population(?) Atleast he's entertaining. __________________

05-17-11, 01:51 AM	#8
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Ah, memories. I spent a short time in the army and remember vividly the lecture where I heard of this guy for the first time. There was this officer who seemed to genuinely believe, that Zhirinovsky is a proof that Russia is going to attack Finland right tomorrow and that everyone in Russian politics is just like him. Or if he didn't believe it, then he should have quit his job in the army and seek new one in a theatre. I can't remember when I have laughed as much as when I got my first leave and dug up some more information of this man. The memory still makes me chuckle. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

05-17-11, 03:12 AM	#9
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	"Elipton"? Does he mean to say that he will spam us with instant tea? __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

05-17-11, 03:24 AM	#10
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	I would never thought that a tsunami is a quiet method of destruction

05-17-11, 04:24 AM	#11
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	...and when not making parliamentaries, journalists and other people facepalm, he also moonlights as a rapper: (the song is basically a hilariously stupid anti-AIDS/safe sex PSA) __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

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papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	He sounds a bit like this character towards the end: __________________

05-17-11, 07:06 AM	#13
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Gee Zhirinovsky, what do you want to do tonight ?? The same thing we do every night Medvedjev, try and take over the world

05-17-11, 07:58 AM	#14
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Aaah, fantastic. Every nation has one.