A "stiff" drink for the Brits...

Molon Labe · 04-20-11, 12:06 AM

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The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer's droop, goes on sale this week.
Downing just three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue pills which enhance men's sexual performance.
The brew, called Royal Virility Performance, has been specially created to mark the forthcoming Royal Wedding.
The 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale also contains extra aphrodisiacs including Horny Goat Weed and even chocolate.
The label features the words 'Arise Prince Willy' and 'Celebrate Big Willy Style' — and makers BrewDog have sent several bottles to Prince William for the wedding night.

I suppose this might help counter some of the effects of excessive consumption, but what happens if it kicks in before you leave the bar? It gives me the jibbly-jibblies thinking about being in the bar where it's being served....

Feuer Frei! · 04-20-11, 12:53 AM

Yea, as if William will need it. Lucky devil.

Fish In The Water · 04-20-11, 12:58 AM

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...and makers BrewDog have sent several bottles to Prince William for the wedding night.

Several bottles?

So one wouldn't do the trick? Or does William really need all the help he can get?

papa_smurf · 04-20-11, 03:54 AM

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The 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale

Thats not strong enough

MH · 04-20-11, 04:04 AM

Pissing might be problem after few of those

A pub serving those would be a funny place to be.

vienna · 04-20-11, 01:20 PM

And here I always thought it was a "stiff upper lip" the Brits were seeking...

Jimbuna · 04-20-11, 01:38 PM

H ewon't need anything to 'stiffen' his ardour on his wedding night believe you me.

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Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Yea, as if William will need it. Lucky devil. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	H ewon't need anything to 'stiffen' his ardour on his wedding night believe you me. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	Pissing might be problem after few of those A pub serving those would be a funny place to be.

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	And here I always thought it was a "stiff upper lip" the Brits were seeking...