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A "stiff" drink for the Brits...

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The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer's droop, goes on sale this week.
Downing just three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue pills which enhance men's sexual performance.
The brew, called Royal Virility Performance, has been specially created to mark the forthcoming Royal Wedding.
The 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale also contains extra aphrodisiacs including Horny Goat Weed and even chocolate.
The label features the words 'Arise Prince Willy' and 'Celebrate Big Willy Style' — and makers BrewDog have sent several bottles to Prince William for the wedding night.

I suppose this might help counter some of the effects of excessive consumption, but what happens if it kicks in before you leave the bar? It gives me the jibbly-jibblies thinking about being in the bar where it's being served....

Yea, as if William will need it. Lucky devil.

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...and makers BrewDog have sent several bottles to Prince William for the wedding night.

Several bottles?

So one wouldn't do the trick? Or does William really need all the help he can get? :hmmm:

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The 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale

Thats not strong enough:D

Pissing might be problem after few of those:D

A pub serving those would be a funny place to be.

And here I always thought it was a "stiff upper lip" the Brits were seeking...

H ewon't need anything to 'stiffen' his ardour on his wedding night believe you me.

This just occurred to me:

A bride on her wedding night confronted by a besotted, tumescent groom?

Sounds almost Celtic...

Not another royal wedding beer...F E C K S SAKE! :damn: