Finally a way to prevent the coming doomsday!

[TLAM Strike]

An Imam in Ghana says:

...the disasters are expected to occur “as a result of the unbalanced nature of the world where there is too much weight to one side.”

Just like Guam!!

To stop this:

...the situation can only be prevented if huge pyramids are constructed along the equator.

The country he is in doesn't have to make such an huge investment:

He stressed that Ghana could escape the world disaster if President Mills allows Muslim leaders to recite the Holy Quran 220 times, slaughter 7 white and 6 brown cows to feed the poor and provide $490,000 as alms to the needy in society.