What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do With All These Constitutional Rights?

mookiemookie · 07-03-10, 02:27 PM

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And another thing, there are way, way too many amendments. They've got so many, they've started protecting me from stuff I might actually like. Like quartering soldiers. Are you kidding me? I can't quarter a soldier? Who doesn't like a houseguest? I've got an extra bed, and my motto is "Mi casa es su casa." Just bring a six-pack and we'll make spaghetti.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/wha...these-c,11463/

Almost put this one in the "One for UnderseaLcpl" thread.

GoldenRivet · 07-03-10, 02:40 PM

i realize this is a joke, but i feel compelled to respond to the

"Are you kidding me? I cant quarter a soldier?" part.

of course he can voluntarily.

its just that the state cant force him to.

just to avoid any confusion or mixing of words there.

love the onion BTW

UnderseaLcpl · 07-03-10, 04:29 PM

Thanks to all those people out there who make sure that our third-amendment rights are not abridged

http://www.theonion.com/articles/thi...other-su,2296/

Safe-Keeper · 07-03-10, 06:08 PM

Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unc...lay-in-t,2214/

More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses

CaptainMattJ. · 07-04-10, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unc...lay-in-t,2214/

More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"et us rape who is left" bwhaahahahaha. thats just funny.

Sailor Steve · 07-04-10, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

i realize this is a joke, but i feel compelled to respond to the

"Are you kidding me? I cant quarter a soldier?" part.

of course he can voluntarily.

its just that the state cant force him to.

just to avoid any confusion or mixing of words there.

love the onion BTW

If we're going to pick nits, he and his friend Jerry excersize their right to Free Assembly every time they go out for breakfast.

@ Safe-Keeper: That Francis Scott Key one is great! I love the professional singer doing those lines with a straight face.

07-03-10, 02:40 PM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	i realize this is a joke, but i feel compelled to respond to the "Are you kidding me? I cant quarter a soldier?" part. of course he can voluntarily. its just that the state cant force him to. just to avoid any confusion or mixing of words there. love the onion BTW __________________

07-03-10, 04:29 PM	#3
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Thanks to all those people out there who make sure that our third-amendment rights are not abridged http://www.theonion.com/articles/thi...other-su,2296/ __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

07-03-10, 06:08 PM	#4
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unc...lay-in-t,2214/ More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.