Proof that the entitelment mentality has gone to far...

SteamWake · 05-23-10, 02:32 PM

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High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...052003980.html

Too small

Jimbuna · 05-23-10, 02:40 PM

They should do what I always did....stick three of them together lengthways

tomfon · 05-23-10, 02:44 PM

Yeah right...

P.S. Screenshot or it didn't happen.

Weiss Pinguin · 05-23-10, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tomfon

Yeah right...

P.S. Screenshot or it didn't happen.

Just remember to keep a bottle of eye bleach nearby.

Schroeder · 05-23-10, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

They should do what I always did....stick three of them together lengthways

But Jim, they aren't using them as balloon substitutes as you did.

tomfon · 05-23-10, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

Just remember to keep a bottle of eye bleach nearby.

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

But Jim, they aren't using them as balloon substitutes as you did.

Jimbuna · 05-23-10, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

But Jim, they aren't using them as balloon substitutes as you did.

Bugga!....I suspected I was doing something wrong...the wife constantly laughing at me was the obvious clue

GoldenRivet · 05-23-10, 05:07 PM

I like to ask people who brag about size

"what was the serial number on your condom?"

they reply

"I dont know!"

then i say

"its all the way at the base... you have to roll the condom all the way down... guess you dont have much to brag about after all"

another good one that caught me off guard once when a friend of mine introduced me to a lady

he said

"Meet my friend John..."

as i start to shake her hand he continues

"... most guys will walk up and stick their d*ck in, but John sticks his d*ck in and then walks up"

thankfully this was one of those "one of the guys" type of ladies.

antikristuseke · 05-23-10, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...052003980.html

Too small

Meh, Have had problems girth wise with some condoms, given that I am not better endowed than about the average there might be some truth to that.
Anyway, when it comes to condoms, I wouldn't trust anything issued by the government since they only go for the lowest price, I would rather get something of a higher quality than risk unwanted pregnancy.

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tomfon Grey Wolf Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: CK7662 Posts: 918 Downloads: 178 Uploads: 4	Yeah right... P.S. Screenshot or it didn't happen. __________________ "I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers which can't be questioned." - Richard P. Feynman [1918/1988] "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan Mods for SH3

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GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	I like to ask people who brag about size "what was the serial number on your condom?" they reply "I dont know!" then i say "its all the way at the base... you have to roll the condom all the way down... guess you dont have much to brag about after all" another good one that caught me off guard once when a friend of mine introduced me to a lady he said "Meet my friend John..." as i start to shake her hand he continues "... most guys will walk up and stick their dck in, but John sticks his dck in and then walks up" thankfully this was one of those "one of the guys" type of ladies. __________________