Proof that the entitelment mentality has gone to far...
 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...052003980.html

Too small :haha:

They should do what I always did....stick three of them together lengthways :smug:









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Yeah right...

:yawn:

P.S. Screenshot or it didn't happen.:smug:

Just remember to keep a bottle of eye bleach nearby.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5...bleach1hw0.png

But Jim, they aren't using them as balloon substitutes as you did.;)

:haha:

Bugga!....I suspected I was doing something wrong...the wife constantly laughing at me was the obvious clue :damn:

I like to ask people who brag about size

"what was the serial number on your condom?"

they reply

"I dont know!"

then i say

"its all the way at the base... you have to roll the condom all the way down... guess you dont have much to brag about after all"


another good one that caught me off guard once when a friend of mine introduced me to a lady

he said

"Meet my friend John..."

as i start to shake her hand he continues

"... most guys will walk up and stick their d*ck in, but John sticks his d*ck in and then walks up" :haha:

thankfully this was one of those "one of the guys" type of ladies.:oops:

Meh, Have had problems girth wise with some condoms, given that I am not better endowed than about the average there might be some truth to that.
Anyway, when it comes to condoms, I wouldn't trust anything issued by the government since they only go for the lowest price, I would rather get something of a higher quality than risk unwanted pregnancy.