[Politics] You WILL think like me now, I have all the answers

MothBalls · 09-24-09, 07:34 PM

Does anyone know how long Kahlua lasts? I searched around the web a bit and couldn't find an "official" answer or one that I trust.

Cleaning out the garage I found five bottles I made about 10 years ago. The seals look good, no odor. I'm just afraid of taking a sip. I was thinking of giving a bottle to someone and then check back with them in a week. If they lived, I guess it would be good. Or, possibly keeping it longer and let it age some more.

I couldn't find a brave guinea pig and the ferret is too far away. So I thought I'd ask some of you professional drinkers.

Stealth Hunter · 09-24-09, 07:41 PM

Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth!

Dowly · 09-24-09, 07:45 PM

Just drink it.

SteamWake · 09-24-09, 09:08 PM

Well smell it first.. then drink it

ETR3(SS) · 09-24-09, 09:34 PM

It's alcohol it can't go bad, unless it got skunked. Nothing worse than skunked beer.

GoldenRivet · 09-24-09, 10:08 PM

liqueurs dont have as much of a shelf life as most alcoholic drinks.

if it was capped and sealed - should be ok.

take a taste, if the flavor is unsatisfactory, trash it... if the flavor is favorable... enjoy

i recommend pouring it over ice with vodka and milk.

accompanied by one of these

August · 09-24-09, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

i recommend pouring it over ice with vodka and milk.

accompanied by one of these

Don't forget the hat:

FIREWALL · 09-24-09, 10:58 PM

DANGER ! HAZARDOUS MATERIAL DANGER !

I better come right over and professionaly dispose of it for you.

MothBalls · 09-25-09, 12:08 AM

I think all of you just want to watch me die.

Firewall is the only one willing to protect me by drinking it for me.

I'm still going to wait. Maybe I'll save it and bring it to the next subsim meeting.

Sledgehammer427 · 09-25-09, 12:36 AM

I go with the sip option. if it tastes bad, pitch it, you can't die from a minimal slug of bad alchohol

antikristuseke · 09-25-09, 12:56 AM

Drink it, because that which what does not kill you makes you stupider. And the daft are usually strong.

Skybird · 09-25-09, 05:02 AM

Take a sip and then spit it out. Check if you feel any burning or strong bitter taste on your tongue. If not, take another sip and keep it in the mouth for 3-5 minutes, then spit it out. If you do not feel any burning or bitter taste, then take a third sip and swallow it. Wait for 20-30 minutes. If then you are well and you feel nothing and no burning taste and no bitterness, then there is no point in drinking it and you can safely throw it away.

August · 09-25-09, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird

Take a sip and then spit it out. Check if you feel any burning or strong bitter taste on your tongue. If not, take another sip and keep it in the mouth for 3-5 minutes, then spit it out. If you do not feel any burning or bitter taste, then take a third sip and swallow it. Wait for 20-30 minutes. If then you are well and you feel nothing and no burning taste and no bitterness, then there is no point in drinking it and you can safely throw it away.

OMG Skybird made a funny!

Dowly · 09-25-09, 08:07 AM

STOP THE PRESS!!!

PS. I'm still abit baffled about the thread title.

AVGWarhawk · 09-25-09, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

STOP THE PRESS!!!

PS. I'm still abit baffled about the thread title.

Attention getter title...it worked.

09-24-09, 07:34 PM	#1
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	[Politics] You WILL think like me now, I have all the answers Does anyone know how long Kahlua lasts? I searched around the web a bit and couldn't find an "official" answer or one that I trust. Cleaning out the garage I found five bottles I made about 10 years ago. The seals look good, no odor. I'm just afraid of taking a sip. I was thinking of giving a bottle to someone and then check back with them in a week. If they lived, I guess it would be good. Or, possibly keeping it longer and let it age some more. I couldn't find a brave guinea pig and the ferret is too far away. So I thought I'd ask some of you professional drinkers.

09-24-09, 09:08 PM	#4
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Well smell it first.. then drink it __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

09-24-09, 09:34 PM	#5
ETR3(SS) Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between test depth and periscope depth Posts: 3,021 Downloads: 175 Uploads: 16	It's alcohol it can't go bad, unless it got skunked. Nothing worse than skunked beer. __________________ USS Kentucky SSBN 737 (G) Comms Div 2003-2006 Qualified 19 November 03 Yes I was really on a submarine.

09-24-09, 10:08 PM	#6
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	liqueurs dont have as much of a shelf life as most alcoholic drinks. if it was capped and sealed - should be ok. take a taste, if the flavor is unsatisfactory, trash it... if the flavor is favorable... enjoy i recommend pouring it over ice with vodka and milk. accompanied by one of these __________________

09-24-09, 10:58 PM	#8
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	DANGER ! HAZARDOUS MATERIAL DANGER ! I better come right over and professionaly dispose of it for you. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

09-24-09, 07:41 PM	#2
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth! Drink it, Moth!

09-24-09, 07:45 PM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Just drink it.

09-25-09, 12:08 AM	#9
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	I think all of you just want to watch me die. Firewall is the only one willing to protect me by drinking it for me. I'm still going to wait. Maybe I'll save it and bring it to the next subsim meeting.

09-25-09, 12:36 AM	#10
Sledgehammer427 PacWagon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts Posts: 2,908 Downloads: 287 Uploads: 0	I go with the sip option. if it tastes bad, pitch it, you can't die from a minimal slug of bad alchohol __________________ Cold Waters Voice Crew - Fire Control Officer Cmdr O. Myers - C/O USS Nautilus (SS-168) 114,000 tons sunk - 4 Spec Ops completed V-boat Nutcase - Need supplies? Japanese garrison on a small island in the way? Just give us a call! D4C!

09-25-09, 12:56 AM	#11
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Drink it, because that which what does not kill you makes you stupider. And the daft are usually strong.

09-25-09, 05:02 AM	#12
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Take a sip and then spit it out. Check if you feel any burning or strong bitter taste on your tongue. If not, take another sip and keep it in the mouth for 3-5 minutes, then spit it out. If you do not feel any burning or bitter taste, then take a third sip and swallow it. Wait for 20-30 minutes. If then you are well and you feel nothing and no burning taste and no bitterness, then there is no point in drinking it and you can safely throw it away. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

09-25-09, 08:07 AM	#14
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	STOP THE PRESS!!! PS. I'm still abit baffled about the thread title.