Safe Sex

Jimbuna · 09-08-09, 10:37 AM

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald..

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate"

AVGWarhawk · 09-08-09, 10:49 AM

Good one!

Dowly · 09-08-09, 11:22 AM

Didnt get it.

Jimbuna · 09-08-09, 11:25 AM

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya

AVGWarhawk · 09-08-09, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya

GoldenRivet · 09-08-09, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Didnt get it.

you see... the lady said "you want me to put them on your bill?"

she meant the hotel bill

however since he is a duck, he has a bill.... like a duck bill

if she put the condoms on his bill he would "thuffocate." (donald duck speak for suffocate)

FIREWALL · 09-08-09, 11:59 AM

Even Walt would have got this one.

AVGWarhawk · 09-08-09, 12:19 PM

Forget it GR. When you have to explain it the joke is lost.

Safe-Keeper · 09-08-09, 12:36 PM

Usually I hate it when jokes have to be explained, but this time it's appreciated. I thought the word "beak" sufficed, didn't know there was also "bill"

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kranz · 09-08-09, 12:52 PM

dunno about Oxford but Longman gives bill as a beak as the 8th meaning so..u need to be native to get it. I didn;t know that bill=beak as well as Dowly but some ppl pronounce th like s so i finally got it.

Jimbuna · 09-08-09, 12:53 PM

Try this one:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=155970

antikristuseke · 09-08-09, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kranz

dunno about Oxford but Longman gives bill as a beak as the 8th meaning so..u need to be native to get it. I didn;t know that bill=beak as well as Dowly but some ppl pronounce th like s so i finally got it.

No, you just need to know the language very well, but not be a native speaker. I understood it right away, thought it was incredibly lame and continued to scratch my left nut.

AVGWarhawk · 09-08-09, 01:53 PM

Forget it Jim. Just ask for the thread to be locked. All is lost here.

Bill, beak, whatever. Hell, next they will be telling us it is not breeding season for the common cartoon character duck.

antikristuseke · 09-08-09, 01:57 PM

I'll try to save it with a little something from Franky Boyle:

Watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy made me think that if I got gay friends they would give me fashion tips and help me shop, but actualy they *******ed me.

Jimbuna · 09-08-09, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Forget it Jim. Just ask for the thread to be locked. All is lost here.

Bill, beak, whatever. Hell, next they will be telling us it is not breeding season for the common cartoon character duck.

I suppose it's simply a case of.....to each their own

09-08-09, 10:37 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Safe Sex Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?" "No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-09, 10:49 AM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Good one! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-08-09, 11:25 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-09, 11:59 AM	#7
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Even Walt would have got this one. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

09-08-09, 12:19 PM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Forget it GR. When you have to explain it the joke is lost. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-08-09, 11:22 AM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Didnt get it.

09-08-09, 12:36 PM	#9
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Usually I hate it when jokes have to be explained, but this time it's appreciated. I thought the word "beak" sufficed, didn't know there was also "bill" . __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

09-08-09, 12:52 PM	#10
kranz The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Poland Posts: 1,430 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	dunno about Oxford but Longman gives bill as a beak as the 8th meaning so..u need to be native to get it. I didn;t know that bill=beak as well as Dowly but some ppl pronounce th like s so i finally got it.

09-08-09, 12:53 PM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Try this one: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=155970 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-09, 01:53 PM	#13
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Forget it Jim. Just ask for the thread to be locked. All is lost here. Bill, beak, whatever. Hell, next they will be telling us it is not breeding season for the common cartoon character duck. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-08-09, 01:57 PM	#14
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I'll try to save it with a little something from Franky Boyle: Watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy made me think that if I got gay friends they would give me fashion tips and help me shop, but actualy they *******ed me.