(OT) &@$%@$!*@%$@#%!!!!

Kpt. Lehmann · 07-07-09, 07:09 PM

< Excuse me for a moment please... I feel the need to pitch a fit! >

YEARRRGH!!!! DAMDAMDAMDAMDAMDAMMMMMMM!!!!!

My frackin' coffee maker just !&*#!# frackin' DIED!!!

Now I have to got to &%%!*&^^: WALMART and stand in another FRACKIN' LINE!!!

I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Or somebody's gonna DIE!!!

Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!!

Grrrrrrr!

07-07-09, 07:10 PM

What ever happened to the one you bought in Houston?

You know.
The one WE drove all over Houston to find?
Ending up in some
'Open All Nite' kind of Drug Mart place
roughly 20 miles from the Motel.

Leg · 07-07-09, 07:11 PM

Ouch, my number one rule is always have a back-up coffee maker

07-07-09, 07:19 PM

Right now?
Kpt is in his car driveing God knows where
in search of a Coffee Maker.

I hope he's in his slippers with all his dogs rideing shotgun,
and ends up at Wal-Mart.

Where there should be 93 people waiting in line
for the 2 cash registers open
out of the 25 they have.

The 20 items or less is closed of course!

When he gets back?
I'll be peeling onions for a month or so with Fritz!

Sag75 · 07-07-09, 07:30 PM

ouch... it's so sad...

but, you can boil water......

and use.... soluble coffee !!

meduza · 07-07-09, 07:34 PM

This is the kind of coffee maker I use. It makes a good coffee and it's very reliable. :rotfl:

PappyCain · 07-07-09, 07:53 PM

I have several on hand. A machine, a French Press and a sock and hot water! My problem is forgetting to restock or is it re-sock?

jmr · 07-07-09, 08:17 PM

Hey, it's alright, just calm down. Here, have some of my crack.

07-07-09, 08:25 PM

Good Lord!

I thought you could buy a Coffe Maker nearly anywhere!

But then again?
I remember the
'Great Coffee Maker Hunt'
in Houston.

Kpt is on a Mission again.

GWX 4 has just been delayed Gents!

07-07-09, 09:00 PM

Oh Crap!

He's back!!
I wasn't here!
OK?

What the heck is viewing Smiles?

Kpt. Lehmann · 07-07-09, 09:03 PM

PRIVATEEERRRRR!!!! Off to the galley with you!!!

...and it gets WORSE!!!

Upon returning with said coffee maker, I find that my new Golden Retreiver has EATEN my TV/DVD remote a SECOND TIME!!!

So... I leave the coffee maker on the table and GO BACK TO WALMART to buy the SAME TV/DVD CONTROLLER AGAIN!!!

Finally, I return home covered in sweat... (Its reeeealllly hot in Texas during the summer.) to find that the DAMN coffee maker cord won't reach the wall socket!!! SO... I have to tear apart the house in search of a FRACKIN' EXTENSION CORD!!!!

Now I'm watching the pot brew... and the new coffee maker is AGONIZINGLY SLOW!!!...

I think my new Golden Retreiver is laughing at me... and now I'm flat broke!!!

< sigh >

07-07-09, 09:16 PM

Off to the Galley I go.

But you still didn't answer what happened to
the Houston Coffee Maker.

I'll bet Neal is laughing about that one.

mookiemookie · 07-07-09, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

PRIVATEEERRRRR!!!! Off to the galley with you!!!

...and it gets WORSE!!!

Upon returning with said coffee maker, I find that my new Golden Retreiver has EATEN my TV/DVD remote a SECOND TIME!!!

So... I leave the coffee maker on the table and GO BACK TO WALMART to buy the SAME TV/DVD CONTROLLER AGAIN!!!

Finally, I return home covered in sweat... (Its reeeealllly hot in Texas during the summer.) to find that the DAMN coffee maker cord won't reach the wall socket!!! SO... I have to tear apart the house in search of a FRACKIN' EXTENSION CORD!!!!

Now I'm watching the pot brew... and the new coffee maker is AGONIZINGLY SLOW!!!...

I think my new Golden Retreiver is laughing at me... and now I'm flat broke!!!

< sigh >

Hey, hey....I thought this would be the perfect time to ask...what's the release date on GWX 4?

*runs*

Bwhahahahahahahah!

TarJak · 07-07-09, 09:19 PM

IIRC KL left the coffee maker in the room at the hotel so some Mexican cleaning lady is probably drinking all his coffee.

@KL I think your dog just wanted to watch something other than Das Boot for a change. She's seen it 5000 times now.

Kpt. Lehmann · 07-07-09, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

IIRC KL left the coffee maker in the room at the hotel so some Mexican cleaning lady is probably drinking all his coffee.

@KL I think your dog just wanted to watch something other than Das Boot for a change. She's seen it 5000 times now.

Actually, I gave it to Neal so I wouldn't have to lug it around the airports. (I hate travelling with more than one bag. I likes to travel light.

)

Now a couple of things...

Buck has apologized for eating my remote again: (I think maybe he was more concerned that he might wind up back out on the streets where I found him.

)

As far as the famous Houston coffee pot... I'd like the community to NOTICE that Tarjack and Privateer in the background there... AREN'T HELPING!!!!

Its ONION PEELING WITH FRITZ FOR BOTH OF YOU!!!

You too Mookie!!!

I think its time for an ONION PEELING PARTY!!!

Lazy basums!

07-07-09, 07:09 PM	#1
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,993 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	*(OT) &@$%@$!@%$@#%!!!! < Excuse me for a moment please... I feel the need to pitch a fit! > YEARRRGH!!!! DAMDAMDAMDAMDAMDAMMMMMMM!!!!!** My frackin' coffee maker just !&#!# frackin' DIED!!! Now I have to got to &%%!&^^: WALMART and stand in another FRACKIN' LINE!!! *I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!* Or somebody's gonna DIE!!! Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!! Grrrrrrr! __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

07-07-09, 07:30 PM	#5
Sag75 XO Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 424 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	ouch... it's so sad... but, you can boil water...... and use.... soluble coffee !! __________________ Betasom - XI Gruppo Sommergibili Atlantici http://www.betasom.it/forum/index.php

07-07-09, 07:34 PM	#6
meduza Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: on patrol Posts: 1,035 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	This is the kind of coffee maker I use. It makes a good coffee and it's very reliable. :rotfl: __________________

07-07-09, 07:53 PM	#7
PappyCain Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: on the Atlantic Ocean Posts: 559 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I have several on hand. A machine, a French Press and a sock and hot water! My problem is forgetting to restock or is it re-sock? __________________ DID, no cheats, no shortcuts, no non-historic equipment deviations. Boat and crew safety is integral with my immersion style! Follow the historic events during your patrol: http://www.uboat.net/today.html

07-07-09, 09:03 PM	#11
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,993 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	PRIVATEEERRRRR!!!! Off to the galley with you!!! ...and it gets WORSE!!! Upon returning with said coffee maker, I find that my new Golden Retreiver has EATEN my TV/DVD remote a SECOND TIME!!! So... I leave the coffee maker on the table and GO BACK TO WALMART to buy the SAME TV/DVD CONTROLLER AGAIN!!! Finally, I return home covered in sweat... (Its reeeealllly hot in Texas during the summer.) to find that the DAMN coffee maker cord won't reach the wall socket!!! SO... I have to tear apart the house in search of a FRACKIN' EXTENSION CORD!!!! Now I'm watching the pot brew... and the new coffee maker is AGONIZINGLY SLOW!!!... I think my new Golden Retreiver is laughing at me... and now I'm flat broke!!! < sigh > __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

07-07-09, 07:10 PM	#2
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	What ever happened to the one you bought in Houston? You know. The one WE drove all over Houston to find? Ending up in some 'Open All Nite' kind of Drug Mart place roughly 20 miles from the Motel.

07-07-09, 07:11 PM	#3
Leg Electrician's Mate Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Italy Posts: 140 Downloads: 237 Uploads: 0	Ouch, my number one rule is always have a back-up coffee maker

07-07-09, 07:19 PM	#4
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Right now? Kpt is in his car driveing God knows where in search of a Coffee Maker. I hope he's in his slippers with all his dogs rideing shotgun, and ends up at Wal-Mart. Where there should be 93 people waiting in line for the 2 cash registers open out of the 25 they have. The 20 items or less is closed of course! When he gets back? I'll be peeling onions for a month or so with Fritz!

07-07-09, 08:17 PM	#8
jmr Commander Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 462 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Hey, it's alright, just calm down. Here, have some of my crack.

07-07-09, 08:25 PM	#9
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Good Lord! I thought you could buy a Coffe Maker nearly anywhere! But then again? I remember the 'Great Coffee Maker Hunt' in Houston. Kpt is on a Mission again. GWX 4 has just been delayed Gents!

07-07-09, 09:00 PM	#10
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Oh Crap! He's back!! I wasn't here! OK? What the heck is viewing Smiles?

07-07-09, 09:16 PM	#12
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Off to the Galley I go. But you still didn't answer what happened to the Houston Coffee Maker. I'll bet Neal is laughing about that one.

07-07-09, 09:19 PM	#14
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	IIRC KL left the coffee maker in the room at the hotel so some Mexican cleaning lady is probably drinking all his coffee. @KL I think your dog just wanted to watch something other than Das Boot for a change. She's seen it 5000 times now.