A generic Presidential joke

Platapus · 04-02-09, 04:18 PM

The President of the United States (a generic President), is looking out the Oval Office one January morning.

He notices, written in urine, in the snow, the words “you suck”

Angry, the POTUS calls in the Director of the FBI and demands a full investigation.

One week later the Director of the FBI comes into the Oval Office and says, “Mr. President, I have some good news and some bad news about this investigation.”

“The good news, Mr. President, is that we have analyzed the chemical composition of the urine and it belongs to the Vice President.”

“Mr. Director, that's the GOOD news? What is the bad news?”

“Uh, Mr. President, it appears to be your wife's handwriting.”

<rimshot>

Digital_Trucker · 04-02-09, 04:40 PM

generic

GoldenRivet · 04-02-09, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Digital_Trucker

generic

yes... we cant make fun of the beloved fuhrer... the left gets frenzied at any unflattering mention of his Christ like name.

Platapus · 04-02-09, 04:50 PM

Well since the first time I heard that joke was during Reagan's term, what exactly is your point?

GoldenRivet · 04-02-09, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Well since the first time I heard that joke was during Reagan's term, what exactly is your point?

no point...

none really... it just seemed that you told the joke in a rather - diplomatic fashion.

its funny.

and it applies to virtually every president who ever sat in the oval office.

you have to be careful about president jokes these days... even if you dont even mention the "O-Word" some lefty will no doubt jump up and suddenly want to fight about it.

Platapus · 04-02-09, 04:57 PM

Well

1. The joke is funny regardless of who the President is as it does not pertain to a real person -- it is a joke after all

2. I know the people on this board.

04-02-09, 04:18 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	A generic Presidential joke The President of the United States (a generic President), is looking out the Oval Office one January morning. He notices, written in urine, in the snow, the words “you suck” Angry, the POTUS calls in the Director of the FBI and demands a full investigation. One week later the Director of the FBI comes into the Oval Office and says, “Mr. President, I have some good news and some bad news about this investigation.” “The good news, Mr. President, is that we have analyzed the chemical composition of the urine and it belongs to the Vice President.” “Mr. Director, that's the GOOD news? What is the bad news?” “Uh, Mr. President, it appears to be your wife's handwriting.” <rimshot> __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-02-09, 04:40 PM	#2
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04-02-09, 04:50 PM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well since the first time I heard that joke was during Reagan's term, what exactly is your point? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-02-09, 04:57 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well 1. The joke is funny regardless of who the President is as it does not pertain to a real person -- it is a joke after all 2. I know the people on this board. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.