The Pet Parrot

Jimbuna · 03-28-09, 08:01 AM

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only twenty pounds."

"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well," replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity."

"Oh, I don't mind that," said the woman, making her mind up. "I'm broad-minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam."

"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman, trying not to laugh.

A little later, the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un-f**king-believable: a new brothel, a new madam and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot, when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.

"In-f**king-credible: a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients.... How ya doin', Dave?"

Frame57 · 03-28-09, 12:02 PM

Digital_Trucker · 03-28-09, 03:17 PM

sunvalleyslim · 03-28-09, 08:09 PM

03-28-09, 08:01 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Pet Parrot A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only twenty pounds." "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks. "Well," replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity." "Oh, I don't mind that," said the woman, making her mind up. "I'm broad-minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot." So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "Fk me, a new brothel and a new madam." "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman, trying not to laugh. A little later, the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un-fking-believable: a new brothel, a new madam and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot, when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home. "In-fking-credible: a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients.... How ya doin', Dave?" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!**

03-28-09, 12:02 PM	#2
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